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Mr Mawalla : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: "I will choose my own wife!!!"
Mr Mawalla: "But the girl is the daughter of the President of NMB."
Son: "Well, in that case... OK"
Next Mr Mawalla approaches the Chairman of Exim Bank.
MR Mawalla: "I have a husband for your daughter...."
Chairman: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Mr Mawalla: "But this young man is a Director of NMB."
Chairman: "Ah, in that case... ok"
Finally Mr Mawalla goes to see the President of NMB.
Mr Mawalla : "I have a young man to be recommended as a Director.."
President: "But I already have more Directors than I need!"
Mr Mawalla: "But this young man is the son-in-law of the Chairman of Exim Bank."
President: "Ah, in that case... ok"
And that my friend, is how to do business.
And just in case the chairman of Exim and the President on NMB are reading this joke: This is not based on a true story :embarrassed:
Son: "I will choose my own wife!!!"
Mr Mawalla: "But the girl is the daughter of the President of NMB."
Son: "Well, in that case... OK"
Next Mr Mawalla approaches the Chairman of Exim Bank.
MR Mawalla: "I have a husband for your daughter...."
Chairman: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Mr Mawalla: "But this young man is a Director of NMB."
Chairman: "Ah, in that case... ok"
Finally Mr Mawalla goes to see the President of NMB.
Mr Mawalla : "I have a young man to be recommended as a Director.."
President: "But I already have more Directors than I need!"
Mr Mawalla: "But this young man is the son-in-law of the Chairman of Exim Bank."
President: "Ah, in that case... ok"
And that my friend, is how to do business.
And just in case the chairman of Exim and the President on NMB are reading this joke: This is not based on a true story :embarrassed:
