How my Dad got a job at the beer company

[Intelligent businessman]

A Beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my father walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my father was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted 😁😳

My father got the job✌

 

[Intelligent businessman]

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[National Anthem]

Lovelovie, Ushimen, Poor Brain, Johnnie Walker, Dahan, Chaliifrancisco, Joannah, Analyse,

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[Intelligent businessman]

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Kula chuma hichooo. I mean no malice to nobody

 

[Ushimen]

Lovelovie, Ushimen, Poor Brain, Johnnie Walker, Dahan, Chaliifrancisco, Joannah, Analyse,

That's why, alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy....😜

 

[Poor Brain]

A Beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my father walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my father was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted 😁😳

My father got the job✌

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So na mtoto ndo wewe sio 🤓🤓🤓🤓

 

[Kilimbatzz]

A Beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my father walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my father was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted 😁😳

My father got the job✌

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Unyamaaa

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[Kilimbatzz]

That's why, alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy....😜

Aahahaa

Seconded

 

[Ushimen]

So na mtoto ndo wewe sio 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Baba ni mimi...🤥

 

[Poor Brain]

Baba ni mimi...🤥

Baba kama ndo Ushimen basi kuna shida mnoooooo,

 

[Lovelovie]

Lovelovie, Ushimen, Poor Brain, Johnnie Walker, Dahan, Chaliifrancisco, Joannah, Analyse,

Nmefika shemeji

 

[Mwachiluwi]

Ni

Lovelovie, Ushimen, Poor Brain, Johnnie Walker, Dahan, Chaliifrancisco, Joannah, Analyse,

mefika hapa

 

[Mwachiluwi]

Lovelovie, Ushimen, Poor Brain, Johnnie Walker, Dahan, Chaliifrancisco, Joannah, Analyse,

Ila si unajua mimi english chenga kabisap

 

[Raymanu KE]

Dingi yako alitisha sana

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Dingi yako alitisha sana

Aliupiga mwingi aisee😀😂. I mean no malice to nobody

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Nmefika shemeji

Ewaaa

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Baba kama ndo Ushimen basi kuna shida mnoooooo,

I mean no malice to nobody, Ushimen Ni mzee wangu wa heshima.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

So na mtoto ndo wewe sio 🤓🤓🤓🤓

I mean no malice to nobody

 

[Palina]

😂😂😂 interesting, wen its ur turn to shine ,,,,,,

 

[Intelligent businessman]

😂😂😂 interesting, wen its ur turn to shine ,,,,,,

I mean no malice to nobody, it will be soon as possible 😆😂