Hizi kero maofisini usiombe

Papa Mopao · Jun 28, 2011

1. Upo rum mmoja na mwenzio, anaweka AC juu kupita uwezo wa mwili wako kuhimili ile baridi kali.
2. Upo rum mmoja ofisini, mwenzio wageni ni vidosho tu kwa kwenda mbele.

3. Ile unafika asbh ofisini, mood ya kuwepo ofisini haipo unatamani utoke ukazurure kidogo ndo urudi ofisini.

4. Mtu anakupa kazi ambayo siyo ya kwako, ukiharibu hiyo kazi imekula kwako

5. Mengineyo ntaongezea.......

Bajabiri · Jun 28, 2011

Amekukuta una kazi yako
anakupachika nyingine.......aaargh

Papa Mopao · Jun 28, 2011

Bajabiri said:
Amekukuta una kazi yakoanakupachika nyingine.......aaargh

teh teh teh teh! Pooooole mzee! Hukuleta sura ya kazi hapo?

ngoshwe · Jun 28, 2011

Papa Mopao said:
1. Upo rum mmoja na mwenzio, anaweka AC juu kupita uwezo wa mwili wako kuhimili ile baridi kali.
2. Upo rum mmoja ofisini, mwenzio wageni ni vidosho tu kwa kwenda mbele.

3. Ile unafika asbh ofisini, mood ya kuwepo ofisini haipo unatamani utoke ukazurure kidogo ndo urudi ofisini.

4. Mtu anakupa kazi ambayo siyo ya kwako, ukiharibu hiyo kazi imekula kwako

5. Mengineyo ntaongezea.......

Ajira Mpya nini Kaka? Huyo mwenzio ni kabila gani? yapo makabila kama wahaya wanafanya ofisi kama nyumbani kwao, kila kitu anataka kumiliki yeye, yeye ndo aonekane, ana maamuzi utadhani yupo peke yake nk. samahani baadhi ya ndiugu zangu wa Kanyigo, Kanazi, Katerero, Kachabalo...your behaviours sometime zina bore wengine!.

Sweetlove · Jun 28, 2011

Umesahau majungu mkuu! Watu wanafanya ofisini ndo mahali pa kusearch identity zao,rubish kabisa! Anataka kila mtu arecognise uwepo wake.inakera sana.

Mentor · Jun 28, 2011

1. Unafika ofisini hujakaa vizuri mara, "Kaka Mentor nikiuwekee chai?"
2. Mara ghafla HR anapita on her way to her office, mkononi kashika kibahasha cha kaki kimelowa mafuta, "Leo nimeona nikununulie kachapati kamoja Mentor, umeamkaje?"
3. Bosi naye kapita mida ya sa tatu kama kawaida yake akashout kuanzia mwanzo wa corridor, "Habari zenu bhanaaa??" nasi bila hiyana tukamjibu, "Haina majotrooooooo"

Yani hizi kero ofisini kwangu sijui nifanyeje...

Donnie Charlie · Jun 28, 2011

vumilia ndugu ili mradi mkono uende kinywani

Ulimakafu · Jun 28, 2011

Watu ndo hupata mahali pa kujiachia,si unajua home muda/mazingira ya kufanya vurugu hamna.

Papa Mopao · Jun 28, 2011

Ulimakafu said:
Watu ndo hupata mahali pa kujiachia,si unajua home muda/mazingira ya kufanya vurugu hamna.

So, yale mazoea ya kuonesha maukorofi wa primary na secondary ndo huyaleta maofisini!!? Dah kazi kweli kweli...!

Chupaku · Jun 28, 2011

Hii sredi nimeipenda sana. Kero zangu:
1. Uko bize na kazi mtu anakuja kukaa kwenye kiti mbele yako anatia storii hazina kichwa wala mguu
2. Una share office na mtu/watu anaongea kwa simu kwa sauti kubwa utadhani anahutubia mkutano wa hadhara
3. Office mate wajo kila baada ya dk anakuuliza swali ambalo halina msingi
4. Hasa wanawake, anakueleza story za mume, watoto, mpaka jana yake mtoto wake alivyotapika kabichi nzima nzima na mumewe alivyo na allergy ya dagaa
Aaaarggghhhh

FirstLady1 · Jun 28, 2011

Rafiki namba moja umegonga penyewe yaani kuna people bwana lah

Mentor · Jun 28, 2011

kha! hivi maofisini kwenu kukoje??
mimi sasa hivi nimekerwa na huyu mdada tunayefanya naye kazi hapa ati, "Mentor, leo nataka nkutoe lunch..."

FirstLady1 · Jun 28, 2011

Mentor said:
kha! hivi maofisini kwenu kukoje??
mimi sasa hivi nimekerwa na huyu mdada tunayefanya naye kazi hapa ati, "Mentor, leo nataka nkutoe lunch..."

Na wewe kwani kukutoa Lunch ni tatizo?

Mentor · Jun 28, 2011

FirstLady1 said:
Na wewe kwani kukutoa Lunch ni tatizo?

Yani ndo kero zangu hizi za kila siku...yani ninaweza kukaa wiki nzima sijatumia pesa yangu..mara ooh, Mentor hivi mentor vile....mpaka sometimes inabidi nilazimishe kuwanunulia wao!
Ni kero zinazofurahisha..ndo maana nashangaa za wenzangu ni kero ova kero!

kisasangwe · Jun 28, 2011

uuuuhhuhuuhuhuhuhu miiii hoiii jamani na hawa mate zangu. wao kutwa wanazoza kikwao tu kelele kibaaaaao. yani mh.

Papa Mopao · Jun 28, 2011

kisasangwe said:
uuuuhhuhuuhuhuhuhu miiii hoiii jamani na hawa mate zangu. wao kutwa wanazoza kikwao tu kelele kibaaaaao. yani mh.

Wahaya hao?

Mentor · Jun 28, 2011

kisasangwe said:
uuuuhhuhuuhuhuhuhu miiii hoiii jamani na hawa mate zangu. wao kutwa wanazoza kikwao tu kelele kibaaaaao. yani mh.

Ama Warundi? maana hao hata discussion ya kawaida wanaidiscuss kwanguvu!!!!

DaMie · Jun 28, 2011

Papa Mopao said:
1. Upo rum mmoja na mwenzio, anaweka AC juu kupita uwezo wa mwili wako kuhimili ile baridi kali.
2. Upo rum mmoja ofisini, mwenzio wageni ni vidosho tu kwa kwenda mbele.

3. Ile unafika asbh ofisini, mood ya kuwepo ofisini haipo unatamani utoke ukazurure kidogo ndo urudi ofisini.

4. Mtu anakupa kazi ambayo siyo ya kwako, ukiharibu hiyo kazi imekula kwako

5. Mengineyo ntaongezea.......

Duu sijui umefikiria nn leo? kero zipo za aina mbalimbali mwingine
anaweza kukuta unakula nae akaanza kudokoa chakula chako
katika sahani huku akikusemesha kero tupu.

The Boss · Jun 28, 2011

hizo zote sio kero

kero ni hizi..

1.ofisi inajua wewe ni addicts wa internet unakuta ki memo
kuanzia leo marufuku kuingia mitandao mingine isiyo ya kiofisi....

2.net kwako iko slow,unamuita administrator anakudengulia..
kisa anatembea na bosi wa head office

3.unaingia ofisini unakuta kuna ma trainee wanawake wapya
walivyovaa utasema wanatangaza biashara

4.unafika ofisini,unakuta kuna mabadiliko,
umekewa pc nyingine ya zamani na software za zamani...
unauliza unaambiwa ile nyingine inafanyiwa service
ikirudi wamefuta kila kitu...

5.kuna mgao wa umeme na ofisi haina bajeti ya genereta

6.kuna mgao wa umeme na genereta la ofisi lipo dirishani kwako

Romance · Jun 28, 2011

Maji kazini hayatoki na hamna akiba hali uko porini.
Boss kukulazimu mtoke lunch alafu kutaka muende stage inayofuata.
kufanya ofisi haina sare ya kazi - presha tupu kuhusu mavazi!
Kuomba assistance kwa mfanyakazi mwenzio ambae hujifanya yuko busy kweli kumbe yuko jf.

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