Hiii ni kali

[GISAMBO]

BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake:
Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote.

SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe):
Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week.

MUME (anampigia mchepuko):
Mambo safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe tujipe raha for 1 week (Mchepuko) anamwambia mwanafunzi wake wa tution:
wiki hii nina kazi fulani hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo.

MWANAFUNZI anampigia simu sugar daddy wake ambaye ndo (BOSS):
Dear hakuna tution wiki hii nakuja kwako..... BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake:
Siendi Serena tena coz mjukuu wangu atanitembelea.

SEKRETARI: Mume wangu hatuendi Serena

MUME (anampigia Mchepuko):
dah! mpenzi, huyu ---- haendi tena. Shit! So hadi next time plz

Mchepuko a.k.a teacher (anampigia mwanafunzi):
Darasa kama kawaida sorry for the earlier message.

MWANAFUNZI: darling tution
inaendelea kumbe, so nakuja wiki ijayo!! BOSS: Sekretari sorry jitayarishe ile safari ya serena iko palepale...... HOW to HELP THESE PEOPLES?

 

[asubuhi sana]

Hahahha hapo cjuihi labda weekend ifike tyu

 

[GISAMBO]

Mwanafunzi ndio super star

 

[Mzee_2015]

hii kali sana
hongera mwanafunzi

 

[wazabangah1]

Imekaa poa Sana haha

 

[ISLETS]

michepuko inajenga na kubomoa.

 

[zeborooney]

duh,jithada lazma uko vzur man

 

[Analyse]

Hahahaa...huyo dent ndio anacontrol wengine