Hii ndo PM zangu

[Viol]

Girl: Hi Baby
Boy : Hi My lovely .. (Sending fails)

Girl : upo?
Boy: Ndiyo,nipo (sending fails)

Girl: Are u ignoring me or what!!!
Boy: Hapana baby... nipo!... (Sending fails)

Girl : It s over.... usinisemeshe tenaaaaaaaa!
Boy: Damn ! Go to hell .... .. (Message sent) ...

 

[Vin Diesel]

ha ha ha.....

 

[sweetlady]

Hahahaha!.... Nzuri!

 

[Jeji]

duh!! patamu hapo!!!

 

[Viol]

Hahahaha!.... Nzuri!

hiyo kibuti bila chenga

 

[Viol]

duh!! patamu hapo!!!

hapo lazima mwenye moyo mlaini amtafute mwenzake

 

[Tresor Mandala]

kwi kwi kwi kwi...

 

[Viol]

ha ha ha.....

isikukute lazima ulewe siku hiyo

 

[sweetlady]

hiyo kibuti bila chenga

Umeonae? Hapo hakuna cha baby plz nipe nafasi niexplain!

 

[Saint Ivuga]

ahhah imekula kwako bro

 

[Viol]

Umeonae? Hapo hakuna cha baby plz nipe nafasi niexplain!

hakuna cha kuexplain halafu unamwambia sitaki unipigie simu

 

[Viol]

ahhah imekula kwako bro

mwaka huu mbona nitakoma

 

[Viol]

kwi kwi kwi kwi...

teh teh hakuna kumpa hata chance

 

[Husninyo]

Hahahahaha! Pole.

 

[Viol]

Hahahahaha! Pole.

achante Husninyo

 

[The FaMa]

Ha haa haa haaa, hapo lazima utatamani ku-undo, lakini ndo ishaenda, dah!

 

[Viol]

Ha haa haa haaa, hapo lazima utatamani ku-undo, lakini ndo ishaenda, dah!

hapo hakuna ujanja

 

[g.n.n]

utaua mtu hivyo.

 

[Viol]

utaua mtu hivyo.

mtu wa siku hizi hawezi kufa

 

[ARV]

Teh teh teh,nilikuwa sitaki kucheka leo, teh tehehe he heeee