Here comes Daudi Albert Bashite

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Of what use to me is your Kiswahili

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Get lost.

 

[Retired]

Get lost.

Bravo, at least you can fish one!

 

[Retired]

How many times should I identify them?

7x70

 

[shalet]

Ujinga nikumpamba mjinga kwa ujinga kudhania wote tu wajinga kwa ujinga wa mleta mada na upumbavu wa anayesifiwa kwasababu nimjinga kwa vyeti feki, mjinga kwa program zakijinga... Tokomeza dada powa, tokomeza wanamuziki, ujinga wakuvamia wanahabari, ujinga wakujikweza kama Mungu, ujinga wakujiona zaidi ya pm ujinga wakudhani yeye ni bora bila vyeti ila wengine hapana.

Very silly post.

wewe hujaelewa tatizo lugha mkuu.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Bravo, at least you can fish one!

What you portray is a savage mentality that is both superannuated and archaic, to say the least. What is English, if not just a language like any other?

 

[pembe za ndovu]

Acheni Majungu Makonda baba piga kazi lengo lako wenye uelewa tunalielewa. wewe ni mtetezi wa wanyonge. Mahakama ndiko huko kunakolalamikiwa

 

[gmosha48]

Duh! Kuna watu wanajua kutunga sentensi bana.

 

[brazaj]

Here comes the boooom!!
It is the beginning of the year at almost the exact dates and timing, and the man of the hour who never ceases to amaze me has struck again.And this time he has given himself the role of the attorney general or may be the chief justice or at least the man of the people.

To most people he is a hero who cares.To most people whose vision are myopic and who believe that they are at the mercy of the rulers he is the long awaited savior. I have to admit,I admire his creative genius and his ability to capture the attention of even the most senile of us all no wonder the big man is so much in love with him.

At times I wish all leaders,political and others would have at least a half of his creative genius may be we would have a better world.I wonder why they are not copying him.I think I know the reason.They lack the motive.From my observation as an idiot who think that they know each and everything I see a motive in the spirit of Daudi Albert Bashite.

People are talking,I hear things hear and there and then comes the voice of the father "This is my son,with whom I am overly pleased,Listen to him and do as he says!!" Who has the courage to summon the courage to question the beloved.If you question him you will face the wrath of the father.Who cares !after all we are still facing the wrath of the father.

Here comes the booom. The poor masses are gathering around him,little do they know that they are instruments of a publicity stunts that is orchestrated by none other but Daudi Albert Bashite himself and that no matter how hard they wish, all their problems can not be solved by people with the same level of thinking that created the problems.

I must admit Daudi Albert Bashite is a prodigy when it comes to pulling stunts that leave the narrow minded masses amused.It is a talent, hard to find in this nation of senile patriots and I wonder what other talents has he got that we do not know about!.I think he is probably also a narcissist as this regime is full of those kinds.

After all who am I to question or even wonder I am just a guy who is enjoying JF as long as it exists otherwise I would have to discuss this with my fellow drunkards.The rules are simple,follow the leader and so they follow and as for me I am yet to make up my mind.

Here comes the booom, people a loosing focus on things that really matter.Things that will make strong the foundation of this nation and who cares!!After all who needs a new constituion?Who cares if there are no jobs,who cares if the inflation is high who cares if the press is compressed.Who cares if Taxes are high.Who cares if there is no respect of the law.All they care about is a little thing to get them chatting and life continues.After all this has always been the case

What happens when you see a group of people who claim to have been denied justice queuing to demand justice from the person who is not even learned to the art of the laws?I smell a rat here. It is another stunt and people are dancing to the tune just to give him the front page.Justice delayed is justice denied and the best weapon of the people is to vote them out but they cannot do that because even if they do,their votes will not be counted.

I am sure this person is seriously in love with his looks.After all he has had enough time fine tune his style and mannerism.He looks good on camera and sounds wise and eloquent

All in all I am a generous fellow and it would be unwise of me if I do not acknowledge his wit, here and now.We need more leaders like Daudi Albert Bashite and all the best in his efforts to inspire the masses.By the way I should not forget the certificates,they are really important.

I remain to be corrected

PBK

kumradhi mkuu "PBK" huyu bwana PBK ni yule yule aliyekuwa "Tanzanet" na "Nethuru" enzi zile za dhahabu?

 

[MAGALEMWA]

Bullshit.

From your shithole

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

From your shithole

Ha ha ha, don't you have that shithole too?

 

[chuwaalbert]

Kolomije again? What is so special with DAB?

 

[King Kong III]

Uwivu wa kike...na waliochini yake wanafanya kazi gani?yy anaonesha njia ili wengene wafuate...

1.Madawa Ya Kulevya
2.Hakuna Yard ya Magari Mjini
3.Kuanzishwa kwa Shopping Mall/Banks Sehemu Moja
4.Kutibia watu kwenye Meli.
5.DAR Mpya -Kuskiliza Kero na Kutukana Watendaji wa Serikali
6.Kufatatua kero za watu waliodhulumiwa Ardhi/Nyumba.
7.Kutatua kero za Single mother waliotelekezwa na wenzi wao na wasiotoa matunzo(Kid Support)
8.Kutengeneza Magari ya Polisi
9.Kuwatengenezea Fursa wafanyabiashara amesema waende kwake wakampe matatizo na changamoto zao.
10.Kutengeneza Shule/Nyumba za walimu,Madawati ya kukalia.
11.Walimu kutolipa nauli.
12.No Tint DAR
13.Jumamosi ya usafi ya BASHITE.

 

[GENTAMYCINE]

Hivi kati ya haya maneno mawili ' I remain to be corrected ' na ' I stand to be corrected ' ni lipi mbele ya Muingereza mwenyewe linakubalika na ukilisema au kuliandika unaonekana kweli Wewe ni ' Wordsmith ' uliyetukuka? Mnaojua vizuri Kiingereza naomba msaada tafadhali.

 

[Bramo]

Ujinga nikumpamba mjinga kwa ujinga kudhania wote tu wajinga kwa ujinga wa mleta mada na upumbavu wa anayesifiwa kwasababu nimjinga kwa vyeti feki, mjinga kwa program zakijinga... Tokomeza dada powa, tokomeza wanamuziki, ujinga wakuvamia wanahabari, ujinga wakujikweza kama Mungu, ujinga wakujiona zaidi ya pm ujinga wakudhani yeye ni bora bila vyeti ila wengine hapana.

Very silly post.

You didnt understand the content of the post.
Try to go through it again,you can have your dictionary by the way,and an English Instructor.

 

[Whitesmith]

Myself I wonder sawing a beloved son of man stopping a court order... I think a best approach for him before came to mass was to consult the urafiki side begging them to allow the market activities to continue for a while, at the moment the city looking for a place to place a new market, then after that he may came to mass telling them the urafiki side accepted their request and you may continue with you activities for a while...

 

[Gamba la Nyoka]

The boy has become a scourge of the nation!. poor fella!

 

[Lyamber]

Ujinga nikumpamba mjinga kwa ujinga kudhania wote tu wajinga kwa ujinga wa mleta mada na upumbavu wa anayesifiwa kwasababu nimjinga kwa vyeti feki, mjinga kwa program zakijinga... Tokomeza dada powa, tokomeza wanamuziki, ujinga wakuvamia wanahabari, ujinga wakujikweza kama Mungu, ujinga wakujiona zaidi ya pm ujinga wakudhani yeye ni bora bila vyeti ila wengine hapana.

Very silly post.

Kama haujui kiingereza ungekaa kimya kwa kifupi jamaa amemkejeli na amesema haiwezekani kutatua tatizo kwa akili zile zile zilizotengeneza tatizo tena mtu anajidai kutatua tatizo ambalo lipo kisheria wakati sheria yenyewe haijui...shule ulienda kufanya nini kama umeshindwa elewa kiingereza rahisi namna hii..?

 

[msnajo]

Ujinga nikumpamba mjinga kwa ujinga kudhania wote tu wajinga kwa ujinga wa mleta mada na upumbavu wa anayesifiwa kwasababu nimjinga kwa vyeti feki, mjinga kwa program zakijinga... Tokomeza dada powa, tokomeza wanamuziki, ujinga wakuvamia wanahabari, ujinga wakujikweza kama Mungu, ujinga wakujiona zaidi ya pm ujinga wakudhani yeye ni bora bila vyeti ila wengine hapana.

Very silly post.

Hujamuelewa mleta mada aiseee