Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume
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- Feb 4, 2009
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A man doing market research for the Vaseline
Company knocked at the door
and was greeted by a young woman with three
small children running around at
her feet. 'Im doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used the
product?'
She said, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the
time.'
'If you dont mind my asking,' he said, 'what do
you use it for?'
'We use it for sex,' she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback. 'Usually
people lie to me and say
they use it on a childs bicycle chain or to help
with a gate hinge. But, in
fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I
admire you for your
honesty. Since youve been so frank so far, can
you tell me exactly HOW you
use it for sex?'
The woman said, 'I dont mind telling you at all.
My husband and I put it on
the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.'
Company knocked at the door
and was greeted by a young woman with three
small children running around at
her feet. 'Im doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used the
product?'
She said, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the
time.'
'If you dont mind my asking,' he said, 'what do
you use it for?'
'We use it for sex,' she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback. 'Usually
people lie to me and say
they use it on a childs bicycle chain or to help
with a gate hinge. But, in
fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I
admire you for your
honesty. Since youve been so frank so far, can
you tell me exactly HOW you
use it for sex?'
The woman said, 'I dont mind telling you at all.
My husband and I put it on
the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.'
