Hayuko serious

[Mndengereko]

Hayuko serious!!!!!!!!!!!

Simu ya binti inaita ngriiiiiiiiiii ngriiiiiiiiiii. Binti anapokea. Jamaa upande wa pili akaanza:

Jamaa: Haloo mpenzi, vipi hali yako?
Binti: Kichwa kinanigonga si mchezo, sijui ni maleria au ni kichwa tu! Naumwa sana. Uko wapi swirii?
Jamaa: Niko town my dear. Natamani nije kukuona baadaye, nikuletee nini?
Binti: Wow! Mpenzi unanipenda sana. Niletee Chipsi Kuku, Ice Cream, Chocolate, na lile gauni na viatu ulivyoniambia, na vocha ya buku 10 please!
Jamaa: Nilikuwa najua unaumwa ila naona uongo umekuzidi.
Binti: Khaa, naumwa mwenzio! Tena sana. Kwani vipi we mwanaume?!
Jamaa: Na mbona hiyo list ya vitu umetaja hakuna hata Panadol?!
Binti: Jamani, ni kujisahau tu mpenzi wangu!
Jamaa: Hauko serious! Chapa mwendo.

 

[Shine]

Ndo nini sasa?

 

[PhD]

Ndo nini sasa?

ndo chapa mwendo

 

[ThePromise]

Ha ha ha haaa!tena alivyoflow bila hata break!

 

[Tinambuya]

Wajinga ndo waliwao hahahahhahahha hudumia kaka

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[ITEGAMATWI]

Ha ha haaaaaa!!Wanawake wanatutapeli jamani duh!!

 

[NancyM]

Hahaha nimempenda kaka kashituka mapema hiyo ndo midege isiyoliwa kaka ndo yuko serious hihi

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[Tinambuya]

Inawaafaa waume ze2