hapa kazi ipo. . .

[tan 90]

CLASSIC:-
[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Jiandae kesho tuna safari
ya kikazi.
[SECRETARY TO
HUSBAND]
Mume wangu kesho
nitasafari na boss kikazi.
[HUSBAND TO
GIRLFRIEND]
kesho wife wangu
anasafiri,kuwa huru kuja
unipe raha.
[GIRLFRIEND TO
STUDENT]
kesho usije shule
nimepata dharura..ambia
mzazi wako we ni
mgonjwa.
[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Samahani,safari
imehairishwa mwanangu
ni mgonjwa haendi shule
kesho nataka kukaa nae.
[SECRETARY TO
HUSBAND]
Kesho nitakuwepo boss
amehairisha safari.
[HUSBAND TO GILFRIEND]
kesho usije,huyu kenge
wangu kahairisha safari
yake.
[GIRLFRIEND TO
STUDENT]
kesho nitakuwepo njoo
shule kama kawaida.

 

[kbm]

... Roho Mtakatifu kavunja ekaru la shetani.

 

[Bra-joe]

Hili ndilo linalonifanya nisifikirie kuoa kabisaaa! Zangu ni kunywa soda ya kopo, nikimaliza natupa.

 

[HP1]

Tujiulize, TUPO WANGAPI?

 

[Kambaku]

Tujiulize, TUPO WANGAPI?

Tupo Milioni 44 na laki 9 na ushee hivi, hukusikia hotuba ya Rais kutangaza matokeo ya sensa?

 

[tan 90]

Tupo Milioni 44 na laki 9 na ushee hivi, hukusikia hotuba ya Rais kutangaza matokeo ya sensa?

hahahaha.

 

[Globu]

Copy and paste.

 

[dada white]

CLASSIC:-
[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Jiandae kesho tuna safari
ya kikazi.
[SECRETARY TO
HUSBAND]
Mume wangu kesho
nitasafari na boss kikazi.
[HUSBAND TO
GIRLFRIEND]
kesho wife wangu
anasafiri,kuwa huru kuja
unipe raha.
[GIRLFRIEND TO
STUDENT]
kesho usije shule
nimepata dharura..ambia
mzazi wako we ni
mgonjwa.
[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Samahani,safari
imehairishwa mwanangu
ni mgonjwa haendi shule
kesho nataka kukaa nae.
[SECRETARY TO
HUSBAND]
Kesho nitakuwepo boss
amehairisha safari.
[HUSBAND TO GILFRIEND]
kesho usije,huyu kenge
wangu kahairisha safari
yake.
[GIRLFRIEND TO
STUDENT]
kesho nitakuwepo njoo
shule kama kawaida.

Huu ndoo mtandao haswaaa

 

[akenajo]

Tujiulize tupo wangapi?

 

[amoxyclav]

mmh haya bwana

 

[ameline]

classic:-
[boss to secretary]
jiandae kesho tuna safari
ya kikazi.
[secretary to
husband]
mume wangu kesho
nitasafari na boss kikazi.
[husband to
girlfriend]
kesho wife wangu
anasafiri,kuwa huru kuja
unipe raha.
[girlfriend to
student]
kesho usije shule
nimepata dharura..ambia
mzazi wako we ni
mgonjwa.
[boss to secretary]
samahani,safari
imehairishwa mwanangu
ni mgonjwa haendi shule
kesho nataka kukaa nae.
[secretary to
husband]
kesho nitakuwepo boss
amehairisha safari.
[husband to gilfriend]
kesho usije,huyu kenge
wangu kahairisha safari
yake.
[girlfriend to
student]
kesho nitakuwepo njoo
shule kama kawaida.

tulizanaaaa!!!!

 

[mdida]

si wanaume wala wanawake wote inabidi tujiheshimu na kuridhika na mpenzi/mume mmoja.

 

[Justin Dimee]

Hili ndilo linalonifanya nisifikirie kuoa kabisaaa! Zangu ni kunywa soda ya kopo, nikimaliza natupa.

hahahahahaha so hutamani kuvuta mama ndani sio eeeh dah nime like iyo kah.

 

[ummu kulthum]

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