Kiranga
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But the question is about a giraffe, and not pieces of giraffe or its parts thereof. So how do we put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
The idea that there is a monolithic giraffe is a myth, at any given time a giraffe is made up of small pieces.
If you want to put a whole giraffe intact you will have to get a big enough refrigerator and experienced "giraffeboy" with a large enough lasso and a working crane.
Or you could simply shrink the giraffe through a rotating gravitation field that contains a ready refrigerator on the other end.
Of course you could always pair a baby giraffe and a monstrosity of a refrigerator.
But make sure PETA is not nearby.