From my files: Mbwembwe, raha na manjonjo ya kitandani

[mbalizi1]

Hlf automatically mnanyooshea hadi vidole ,eti nitakupiga ww! ww! mwangalie kwanza...................., basi hapo ukiuchomoa anatamani akulambe bonge la kofi kabla hajaropoka jingine ushakichomeka kichwa kinasuguasugua jinembe pale kati anaugulia tu uuuuuuu uuuuuuu ,uuuuuuu uuuuuuu

 

[mbalizi1]

Inaweza pita humu kwny simu jamaa akifura

kapeace ! kapeace! kapeace! Shiiiiiiit!

 

[mshipa]

Tabia km za kapeace lkn ndo hivyo hawapatikaniki kirahisi

Na wewe unapenda kutukanwa

 

[Napoleone]

Mwisho mtakuja sema madem zenu wanapenda mkinyamba kwenye mechi..

Hahah,et bebi nyamba nipate mzuka,..*****

 

[mbalizi1]

Hahahah hio inatokeaga ila mi ndio huwa natukanwaga! Mizuka ikimpanda, naendeleza libeneke kama nimevaa earphone vile huku natabasamu kwa mbali!

Hapo ndio patamu mzee baba unapata nafasi ya kufanya mautundu balaaaa

 

[mshipa]

Hahahhaasa...tatizo wangu hawezi tukana kabisaaa

Anakula kimyakimya sio

 

[Kapeace]

kapeace ! kapeace! kapeace! Shiiiiiiit!

Vipi unataka kupasua simu au taratibu basi zunguka nyuma hapa utanikuta nakusubiri nikwambie kitu kizuuuri

 

[Asprin]

Nimecheka!!

Nimeisoma yote... unasemaje tupange siku nije nikutukane?

 

[mbalizi1]

Vipi unataka kupasua simu au taratibu basi zunguka nyuma hapa utanikuta nakusubiri nikwambie kitu kizuuuri

Mamamamamammaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Mother Confessor]

Anakula kimyakimya sio

Hapana,anakula kwa sauti ila hatukani mitusi,...mengine yoooote anayasema,.[emoji1] [emoji1]

 

[Kapeace]

Na wewe unapenda kutukanwa

Mimi natukana na mpandaji atukane hapo naweza kubweka kabisa

 

[Sesten Zakazaka]

Hahahah hio inatokeaga ila mi ndio huwa natukanwaga! Mizuka ikimpanda, naendeleza libeneke kama nimevaa earphone vile huku natabasamu kwa mbali!

Siku nyingine unamgeuzia kibao, unampa matusi mubashara, unakua rough and tough lazima lazima alegee, sasa kama Mariana ana kithethe mwisho wake utasikia tu 'Athante, athante, athanteee....'huku anahemea jujuu, mamamae dah! wee acha tu mkuu

 

[Kapeace]

Hlf automatically mnanyooshea hadi vidole ,eti nitakupiga ww! ww! mwangalie kwanza...................., basi hapo ukiuchomoa anatamani akulambe bonge la kofi kabla hajaropoka jingine ushakichomeka kichwa kinasuguasugua jinembe pale kati anaugulia tu uuuuuuu uuuuuuu ,uuuuuuu uuuuuuu

Mi ukichomoa karibia kbs napeak nakutemea mate nakupiga teke takatifu

 

[mbalizi1]

Mimi natukana na mpandaji atukane hapo naweza kubweka kabisa

stoooooop iiiiiiit!!! .......nina zako

 

[mshipa]

Mwanzoni sikujua, nikaja kugundua kumbe ni starehe zaidi kwake ikawa ni mwendo wa mitusi juu ya tusi tusi juu ya tusi ayaaaaa mamaaaaeeeee, sio kwa kutiana kule aseee

Shenzi type

 

[mshipa]

Hahahaa na kweliii leo wengine watakojoa

Mmmh

 

[chardams]

Aah,..waje waitikie heshma yao jomoniii

Heshima ipi? Kama ya kugegeda naitikia kama ya matusi ngoja wanakuja wataalamu

 

[mbalizi1]

Mi ukichomoa karibia kbs napeak nakutemea mate nakupiga teke takatifu

yaaani ww! acha tu, uzi wa watu usije ukaharibika hahahaaa

 

[Sesten Zakazaka]

Mi ukichomoa karibia kbs napeak nakutemea mate nakupiga teke takatifu

Kosa la kuchomoa wakati huo ni sawa la mtu kujiteka halina dhamana

 

[Kapeace]

stoooooop iiiiiiit!!! .......nina zako

Kandamiza kwa nguvu switatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii huku nimekakamaa km mkata roho