Fred Mtaalamu!!!!

FUSO · Feb 28, 2012

John alimwalika rafiki yake Fred nyumbani kwake kwa ajili ya dinner na vinywaji. Baada yamaakuli na wakati vinywaji vinaendelea John, mkewe John (Lisa) na mgeni wao Fred walikuwa wanacheza karata. Kwa bahati mbaya karata ikaangukia chini yameza, Fred alipoinama kuichukua akaona nyeti za Lisa ambae hakuwa amevaa kufuli aka chupi.Fred akahamanika kwa aibu, japo John hakugundua.

Baadae kidogo John alipokwenda jikoni kuchukua vinywaji, Lisa akamuuliza Fred:"Umekipenda ulichokiona?"
Fred: "Ndiyo".
Lisa: Utakipata kwa laki moja njoo, ila iwe ijumaa mchana maana John huenda sitevisits kwa wateja wake kila ijumaa.

Ijumaa ikafika, Fred akaja kwa John na laki na mchezo ukachezwa. John aliporudijioni akamuuliza mkewe: "Fred alikuja?"

Lisa akawaza:'Inawezekana alimuona akija au kaambiwa', akajibu: "Ndiyo,alipita hapa mara moja". John: "Safi, alikuachia laki moja?"
Lisa akawaza:'Huyu atakuwa anajua'. Akamjibu mumewe kwa upole: "Ndiyo, kaileta".
John:"Fred ni mwaminifu sana, alikuja asubuhi ofisini akanikopa laki moja na akasema atapita nyumbani akuachie mchana".

''Kazi Kwenu''

Eiyer · Feb 28, 2012

Duh!Aiseee!Ngoja aje kongosho,ishu zake hizi!

Ulimakafu · Feb 28, 2012

John hakushtuka kukopwa laki ambayo anaipeleka kwake (John) na huyo Fred?

Ulimakafu · Feb 28, 2012

Something should be missing..????

Kongosho · Feb 28, 2012

Eiyer, kwani Lisa ni mkeo?
Sikujua bana, sirudii tena

Eiyer said:
Duh!Aiseee!Ngoja aje kongosho,ishu zake hizi!

Mirhea · Feb 28, 2012

Hadithi hii inatufundisha tusiwe kama Lisa..

Amyner · Feb 28, 2012

Fred nae mtoto wa mjini eeh!

LexAid · Feb 28, 2012

Amyner said:
Fred nae mtoto wa mjini eeh!

Communication katika mapenzi ni kitu muhimu sana...Kama John angewasiliana na mke wake mapema kuhusu hizo hela. Fred asingemega bure bure!

Amyner · Feb 28, 2012

LexAid said:
Communication katika mapenzi ni kitu muhimu sana...Kama John angewasiliana na mke wake mapema kuhusu hizo hela. Fred asingemega bure bure!

na huyo lisa nae hajatulia.. Anapanga na bei kabisa?!
Lex mgeni usicheze nae karata na mkeo sawa?

Billie · Feb 28, 2012

Mmm mbona mzigo umeliwa kijinga hivyo kwa akili yangu hii inamanisha Lisa katoa bure laki si imelipa deni.KWELI LAKI SIO HELA.

Eiyer · Feb 28, 2012

Kongosho said:
Eiyer, kwani Lisa ni mkeo?
Sikujua bana, sirudii tena

Ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaa!Kama kawaida yako!

Rutashubanyuma · Feb 28, 2012

Lisa akawaza:'Inawezekana alimuona akija au kaambiwa', akajibu: "Ndiyo,alipita hapa mara moja". John: "Safi, alikuachia laki moja?"
Lisa akawaza:'Huyu atakuwa anajua'. Akamjibu mumewe kwa upole: "Ndiyo, kaileta".
John:"Fred ni mwaminifu sana, alikuja asubuhi ofisini akanikopa laki moja na akasema atapita nyumbani akuachie mchana".

''Kazi Kwenu''

waswahili hunena ya kuwa mwosha naye huoshwa...........

Smile · Feb 28, 2012

LexAid said:
Communication katika mapenzi ni kitu muhimu sana...Kama John angewasiliana na mke wake mapema kuhusu hizo hela. Fred asingemega bure bure!

khaaa yaani rafiki yako akikukopa laki tu unampigia simu wife? je akiomba milioni au zaidi si utaita ukoo wako na wake?
mambo mengine unaact kiume tu mkuu
laki si pesa nasikia

cartura · Feb 28, 2012

Smile said:
khaaa yaani rafiki yako akikukopa laki tu unampigia simu wife? je akiomba milioni au zaidi si utaita ukoo wako na wake?
mambo mengine unaact kiume tu mkuu
laki si pesa nasikia

anaogopa isije ikazungushwa kwa wife teh teh teh

FUSO · May 28, 2013

LexAid said:
Communication katika mapenzi ni kitu muhimu sana...Kama John angewasiliana na mke wake mapema kuhusu hizo hela. Fred asingemega bure bure!

Yes, matatizo mengi kwenye mahusiano yanatokana na communication breakdown.

isackk6 · May 28, 2013

FUSO said:
John alimwalika rafiki yake Fred nyumbani kwake kwa ajili ya dinner na vinywaji. Baada yamaakuli na wakati vinywaji vinaendelea John, mkewe John (Lisa) na mgeni wao Fred walikuwa wanacheza karata. Kwa bahati mbaya karata ikaangukia chini yameza, Fred alipoinama kuichukua akaona nyeti za Lisa ambae hakuwa amevaa kufuli aka chupi.Fred akahamanika kwa aibu, japo John hakugundua.

Baadae kidogo John alipokwenda jikoni kuchukua vinywaji, Lisa akamuuliza Fred:"Umekipenda ulichokiona?"
Fred: "Ndiyo".
Lisa: Utakipata kwa laki moja njoo, ila iwe ijumaa mchana maana John huenda sitevisits kwa wateja wake kila ijumaa.

Ijumaa ikafika, Fred akaja kwa John na laki na mchezo ukachezwa. John aliporudijioni akamuuliza mkewe: "Fred alikuja?"

Lisa akawaza:'Inawezekana alimuona akija au kaambiwa', akajibu: "Ndiyo,alipita hapa mara moja". John: "Safi, alikuachia laki moja?"
Lisa akawaza:'Huyu atakuwa anajua'. Akamjibu mumewe kwa upole: "Ndiyo, kaileta".
John:"Fred ni mwaminifu sana, alikuja asubuhi ofisini akanikopa laki moja na akasema atapita nyumbani akuachie mchana".

''Kazi Kwenu''

akiaanani wanawake wakome c kuizi ndo staili mpya nini wachunguzeni wake zenu asipo vaa kufuli umuulize kwanza kwanini

Idd hashim · May 29, 2013

Fred ametisha maana hyo akili aliyotumia ni nouma

Isaac JK · May 29, 2013

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

FUSO · May 29, 2013

mnaonaje kama mke wake John atavunja ukimywa na kumweleza mume wake namna Fred asivyo mwaminifu?

dotcomlady · May 29, 2013

Hahaha kakopwa uroda hahah katoa bure bila kupenda chezea fredy wwe

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