Football v/s Sex

[sodeely]

Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being
invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having
sex on
the same day = FREE-KICK/🙂 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4.Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom :OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging
all =MVP 11. Having sex with your ex=FRIENDLY
MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without
getting a child =
ARSENAL</3
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more = EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having sex
= FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples =
SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it'
= Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and
later
still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant =
GoOoOoOallllll

 

[mwekundu]

LMAO...ha ha ha that's creativity hommie,hizo rules zina ukweli but what about contracting HIV is it Ban or retirement?

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[dotcomlady]

Its a retirement

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[BASANORARE]

LMAO...ha ha ha that's creativity hommie,hizo rules zina ukweli but what about contracting HIV is it Ban or retirement?

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its exposure