Figisu za mwanamke kufika kilele

[mmbangaya]

alosema napenda kutombwa nani? sijamiss wala sijiskii

Halafu nyie mabonge ndio ugonjwa wangu unanikumbusha sana nilipokuwa naishi mbeya

 

[Imposibo_]

Kuna mmoja huyo nilimstukia aisee.

Eti mtu anakuambia kabisa "nakojoa".

I mean...who does that?

Things that make you go hmm.....

[emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12]

 

[msmimi30]

Kuna mmoja huyo nilimstukia aisee.

Eti mtu anakuambia kabisa "nakojoa".

I mean...who does that?

Things that make you go hmm.....

hiyo ni kawaida mnoo mkojo unauskia unapokuja

 

[Jurrasic Park]

unanidai?

yess! hapo chini ndo na deni nako mengine wala atudaiani

 

[silasc]

Kuna mmoja huyo nilimstukia aisee.

Eti mtu anakuambia kabisa "nakojoa".

I mean...who does that?

Things that make you go hmm.....

Hapo mkuu ungesikiliza tone ya sauti ili kupata ukweli kama ni fake au real. Hiyo kauli huwa inatamkwa.

 

[Makiwendo]

ha ha ha ha nmekumbuka thread moja kuna mtu alitoa ofa ya fast jet.... kilelen kuna vituko sana

Acha tu [emoji12] [emoji12]

 

[kilalile]

Eti nikufikishe kileleni, kwani wewe mtalii?
Unalalama sikufikishi kileleni, nilikuahidi kukusindikiza?
Eti unapenda ufike, hata mimi pia napenda, sema mwenzio nina speed, jitahidi tufike wote.
Unaamua kufoji umefika, unajikomoa mwenyewe, mie nikifika siunajuaga eeeh.
Eti utanikimbia nisipokufikisha, unajua wewe ni wangapi kuniambia hivyo?
Hahahaaa sipendi ujinga mimi.

 

[dexterous]

tatizo mkiachwa mnatomba sana hamuachii mtu apumue

Bas natukuwa nakuachia upumue sawa

 

[chief swetu]

Wengine wanakunya kabisa .

 

[Jaji Mfawidhi]

Kuna mwanamke alipandisha sauti kwenye hoteli moja na alikuwa anakunwa na mtoto kama Yamoto Band,aisee mpaka watu walishtuka,sasa ikajirudia rudia sana,hapo kweli nikaamini mwanamke zawadi yake kubwa maishani ni kumfikisha kileleni,achana na outing sjui gari,pizza,Iphone mpige mashine umfikishe kileleni.