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father forgive me.......

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mtoto wa mfugaj, Nov 3, 2011.

  1. mtoto wa mfugaj

    mtoto wa mfugaj Senior Member

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    a married man goes to confessional and says to the priest,father,i had an affair with a woman.........almost.''
    what do you mean almost? questioned the priest. we ,we got undressed and rubbed together but then stopped. rubbing together is the same as putting it in,explains the priest.you are not to go near that woman again. now say five hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box

    the man leaves confessional,says his prayers and then walks over to the poor box. he pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. the priest quickly runs over the man and exclaims, i saw that...you didn't put any money in the poor box.well father,i rubbed up agaimst it and like u said its the same as putting it in
     
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    ama kweli kizungu kukielewa inahitaji wito.
     
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    Sasa mbona kila mtu janja sana siku hizi??
     
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    Ametisha...
     
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    Nice one.....lol
     
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    Saaana tu!
     
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    coool....
     
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    Kali sana tu kwa kweli.
     
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    Duh!..
     
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    that guy is a true head (jamaa kweli kichwa)...
     
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    sound good.
     
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    lololololololoooooooooooooooo
     
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    hahaha hio kali....
     
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    Janja & janjaule
     
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    haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    Heeeee heeee heeee,english is gold lol!
     
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    cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul........................................
     
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    mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
     
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