Fake + Fake+ Fake = Fake.

Speaker · Apr 4, 2012

Dada mmoja alikuwa anasema,hawa wanaume siku hizi ni fake
kweli,ni wanaume suruali tu.
Kalalamika kweli,nili muuliza swali moja tu,wanaume wote unawajua?
Akasema,..."ndo wale wale tu,hamna kitu".

Sikuongea tena.
Lakini katika kumtazama kwangu bila yeye kujua,chini mpaka juu
niliona yafuatayo.

Alikuwa na Nywele fake (bandia).
Alikuwa na Kucha fake (bandia).
Alikuwa na nyusi fake (bandia).
Alikuwa na rangi fake,mchubuo.
Alikuwa na maziwa ambayo ukiyaona kabisa ni fake (mchina).
*************hiki cha mwisho sitakisema ila ni fake pia.

Nika jiuliza sana,huyu kila kitu kwake ni fake,bado anategemea apate
mwanaume original?

Watakao mfuata ni fake,maana nao wanafurahishwa nae siku moja tu then wana
kimbia coz ufake unachosa haraka.

Yes,alikuwa sahihi,wanaume wote alio kutana nao ni fake,maana yeye ni fake
in the first place.

Kuwa ulivyo,ili upendwe kama ulivyo.

BADILI TABIA · Apr 4, 2012

plz plz plz hicho cha mwisho kitaje nipate mzuka wa kushusha point.

Speaker Sorry natoka nje ya mada
Ila dada zangu mnapoweka nyusi bandia hamyahurumii hayo macho? Hamyadhamini? Mnadhani kuna spair za macho? Unakubalije kukodoa jicho kubandikwa nyusi? Au kuvaa contact lens za urembo? Ili iweje?

Husninyo · Apr 4, 2012

Tushawachoka sasa..

cartura · Apr 4, 2012

ndiyo ulimbwende huo ambao ussually unakuwa customised kulingana na mahitaji ya soko..

Preta · Apr 4, 2012

Husninyo said:
Tushawachoka sasa..

hivi kope zangu ndio umenirusha......?
hebu rudisha bwana....nataka niziweke pasaka hii....mtu chake ananipeleka kisiwani....Mafiaaaaa,,,,,

toghocho · Apr 4, 2012

Speaker said:
Dada mmoja alikuwa anasema,hawa wanaume siku hizi ni fake
kweli,ni wanaume suruali tu.
Kalalamika kweli,nili muuliza swali moja tu,wanaume wote unawajua?
Akasema,..."ndo wale wale tu,hamna kitu".

Sikuongea tena.
Lakini katika kumtazama kwangu bila yeye kujua,chini mpaka juu
niliona yafuatayo.

Alikuwa na Nywele fake (bandia).
Alikuwa na Kucha fake (bandia).
Alikuwa na nyusi fake (bandia).
Alikuwa na rangi fake,mchubuo.
Alikuwa na maziwa ambayo ukiyaona kabisa ni fake (mchina).
*************hiki cha mwisho sitakisema ila ni fake pia.

Nika jiuliza sana,huyu kila kitu kwake ni fake,bado anategemea apate
mwanaume original?

Watakao mfuata ni fake,maana nao wanafurahishwa nae siku moja tu then wana
kimbia coz ufake unachosa haraka.

Yes,alikuwa sahihi,wanaume wote alio kutana nao ni fake,maana yeye ni fake
in the first place.

Kuwa ulivyo,ili upendwe kama ulivyo.

mkuu nina maswali hapo kwenye red we umejuaje? hapo kwenye blue itabidi useme ni nini ili tujue umejuaje? au ndo kakupata na wewe wakati umeshasema hapo kenye kijani?

Speaker · Apr 4, 2012

toghocho said:
mkuu nina maswali hapo kwenye red we umejuaje? hapo kwenye blue itabidi useme ni nini ili tujue umejuaje? au ndo kakupata na wewe wakati umeshasema hapo kenye kijani?

Aaaaa mura,usiniangushe mbane.
Hata hilo hujui?....kweli huna macho,nitakupa fimbo utembelee.

Speaker · Apr 4, 2012

cartura said:
ndiyo ulimbwende huo ambao ussually unakuwa customised kulingana na mahitaji ya soko..

Kweli eh?
haya bana,na ndo wanaume original wanao pata walimbwende wa style hiyo
hao.Ngoma droo.

Husninyo · Apr 4, 2012

Preta said:
hivi kope zangu ndio umenirusha......?
hebu rudisha bwana....nataka niziweke pasaka hii....mtu chake ananipeleka kisiwani....Mafiaaaaa,,,,,

nirudishie kwanza lile paja langu la kushoto tena liwe jeupe vile vile.. Usiseme limeyeyuka wakati unapika.

patience96 · Apr 4, 2012

Speaker said:
Dada mmoja alikuwa anasema,hawa wanaume siku hizi ni fake
kweli,ni wanaume suruali tu.
Kalalamika kweli,nili muuliza swali moja tu,wanaume wote unawajua?
Akasema,..."ndo wale wale tu,hamna kitu".

Sikuongea tena.
Lakini katika kumtazama kwangu bila yeye kujua,chini mpaka juu
niliona yafuatayo.

Alikuwa na Nywele fake (bandia).
Alikuwa na Kucha fake (bandia).
Alikuwa na nyusi fake (bandia).
Alikuwa na rangi fake,mchubuo.
Alikuwa na maziwa ambayo ukiyaona kabisa ni fake (mchina).
*************hiki cha mwisho sitakisema ila ni fake pia.

Nika jiuliza sana,huyu kila kitu kwake ni fake,bado anategemea apate
mwanaume original?

Watakao mfuata ni fake,maana nao wanafurahishwa nae siku moja tu then wana
kimbia coz ufake unachosa haraka.

Yes,alikuwa sahihi,wanaume wote alio kutana nao ni fake,maana yeye ni fake
in the first place.

Kuwa ulivyo,ili upendwe kama ulivyo.

Mkuu, hapo umenifurahisha sana! Hata noti anayopewa huyu changua doa ni feki baada ya kupewa penzi feki toka kwa mwanaume feki. Each and every thing is fake now!

Kaizer · Apr 4, 2012

Speaker said:
Kuwa ulivyo,ili upendwe kama ulivyo.

Word....

Husninyo · Apr 4, 2012

Kaizer said:
Word....

uncle hujanionea wigi langu chumbani kwenu? Aunt alilichukua.

toghocho · Apr 4, 2012

Speaker said:
Aaaaa mura,usiniangushe mbane.
Hata hilo hujui?....kweli huna macho,nitakupa fimbo utembelee.

nimekurewa bhana...

Kaizer · Apr 4, 2012

Husninyo said:
uncle hujanionea wigi langu chumbani kwenu? Aunt alilichukua.

Anti yako yuko nechero....wigi la nini tena....afu kwetu hatuna mambo ya kishirikina

Husninyo · Apr 4, 2012

Kaizer said:
Anti yako yuko nechero....wigi la nini tena....afu kwetu hatuna mambo ya kishirikina

kwani mawigi ushirikina! Mmh, kweli mambo yetu hamyajui.

Kaizer · Apr 4, 2012

Husninyo said:
kwani mawigi ushirikina! Mmh, kweli mambo yetu hamyajui.

Kama sio ushirikina, ni nini?

One Man Army · Apr 5, 2012

hii thread nayo fake

Vaislay · Apr 5, 2012

Speaker said:
Aaaaa mura,usiniangushe mbane.
Hata hilo hujui?....kweli huna macho,nitakupa fimbo utembelee.

kusoma hajui hata picha haoni?

Vaislay · Apr 5, 2012

wanawake wanakomaje?kila siku kusemwa na michina....wapeni pumzi jaman:lalala:

Speaker · Apr 5, 2012

patience96 said:
Mkuu, hapo umenifurahisha sana! Hata noti anayopewa huyu changua doa ni feki baada ya kupewa penzi feki toka kwa mwanaume feki. Each and every thing is fake now!

hahaha,hapana bana sijasema ni changudoa,na sidhani kama
ana tabia ya uchangu,ila anavo ji-structure mwili wake
mwisho wa siku anakuwa fake.

Fake + Fake+ Fake = Fake.

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