......Since the wife was eight months into her Pregnancy, the husband had to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he had been desperate for quite a while. Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curls up on the floor; eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire... Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out 500 bucks, and gives it to him. "Here, take this and go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight.... and remember that this happens only once... ok? Dont think about it again" she said. The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, grabs the money and leaves quickly.. A few minutes later, he returns, and hands the money back to his wife and says with much disappointment: She said this is not enough. She wants one thousand..... The wife's face slowly turns red with anger. "Damn that bitch... when she was pregnant and her husband came over here... I charged him only five hundred..." The guy collapsed!!!