Eti "uko na kitambi nikikupea utawezana", seriously?

[Jadda]

Serengeti lite na nyama ya mbuzi isiyoiva

Mwe hivi kumbe nyama ya 'mbusi' nayo inaleta kitambi ??

 

[Depal]

Mwe hivi kumbe nyama ya 'mbusi' nayo inaleta kitambi ??

Natania tu....nyama ni nyama

 

[Nandinii]

Nakuja Mago......

Ahahaha

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[usser]

Kankonko nikikupea utawezana? Na hicho kitambi utawezana? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


Lastly: Mtoa mada una kitambi cha hela au utapiamlo!!

Haka kawimbo n katam kiaina[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]
Yan nakatazama tu hapa
Madem wa Kenyans wananfrahisha sana
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god is good

 

[Boeing 747]

Shikamoo kitambi.[emoji119][emoji119][emoji119][emoji119][emoji119][emoji119][emoji119][emoji119][emoji119][emoji119][emoji119][emoji119]

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[usser]

dada mmoja pale ilula alinidharau kisa nina kitambi nikampa hela ya kutosha mbona usiku alinirushia na kukimbia huku chupi kashika mkononi na nguo zote kwa pamoja dettol ilinisaidia msitudharau wenye vitambi

Dettol ilikusaidiaje

god is good

 

[black hawk87]

Hivi ladies mnatuchukulia poa sana sisi wenye vitambi eeh?
Ngoja niwaambie kitu, kwa bed we work twice as hard to prove you wrong. Yaani ikiwezekana "from XXL to Jahazi" ili tuweke heshima, sio kila mtu ana kipaji cha Kwenda kushinda Gym.

Ila sitasahau siku nilipokutana na fundi wa kitanga akanitegua kiuno, Asha popote ulipo salute kwako.
Shule ilikuwa ndefu na long distance ndio vilifanya tukaachana, bado nipo kwa benchi lako, ukipewa talaka nitafute. [emoji17][emoji20][emoji21][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]


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Manz yangu alishaniambia nikiwa na kitambi mm na yeye Basi [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

kilicho akilini kitumie

 

[Zeus1]

Dah

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[Nelly]

kitambi ni mpaka uwe na hela kama huna hilo ni tumbo kama matumbo mengine

 

[Hornet]

unakuta Mtu ana hema tu...

 

[Claret]

Hahahaaa ukiwa na kitambi hata huhitaji sexy slap kwenye makalio ya mpenzi wako maana kitambi kinakuwakilisha poa kabisa.

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[LadyRed]

Hivi ladies mnatuchukulia poa sana sisi wenye vitambi eeh?
Ngoja niwaambie kitu, kwa bed we work twice as hard to prove you wrong. Yaani ikiwezekana "from XXL to Jahazi" ili tuweke heshima, sio kila mtu ana kipaji cha Kwenda kushinda Gym.

Ila sitasahau siku nilipokutana na fundi wa kitanga akanitegua kiuno, Asha popote ulipo salute kwako.
Shule ilikuwa ndefu na long distance ndio vilifanya tukaachana, bado nipo kwa benchi lako, ukipewa talaka nitafute. [emoji17][emoji20][emoji21][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]


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Okonkwoo umeanzaa kunichochaa...

 

[LadyRed]

Ukiacha kutumika kufutia kioo cha simu, kitambi hakina kazi nyingine. Kitoe mkuu.

😂😂bora hata nyonyoo lina matumizi kando ya kufutia simu

 

[Stephen Ngalya Chelu]

kitambi ni mpaka uwe na hela kama huna hilo ni tumbo kama matumbo mengine

😀 😀 😀 😀

 

[Stephen Ngalya Chelu]

😂😂bora hata nyonyoo lina matumizi kando ya kufutia simu

😀 😀 😀 😀
Kabisa...

 

[Ngareroo]

Femi1 ft Major Okwonko

 

[Yudatade Edesi Shayo]

Wenye vitambi tuwe na hela basi!!juzi nimesifiwa etii "kitambi chako hata siyo kibaya sana kiko mviringo fulani hivi" hawa viumbe wakiona hela hicho kitambi hakionekani

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[Amehlo]

Huna hata cha kufutia simu?

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