Dogo noma huyu

[Papizo]

Huyu dogo kweli ni noma!

Dogo naona aliwavunja mbavu watu,naona walikaa wakawa wanamuangalia tu

 

[Papizo]

nina uhakika dogo aliposema "Amen" hakumkuta hata mtu mmoja mezani...

Mkuuu unadhani alivyokuwa anaendelea kuna mtu alibaki naona hamna aliyebaki kabisa

 

[Papizo]

Mtoto laana huyu,duuh so funny aisee

Naona laana sana sio kidogo maana katoa siri zote za ndani

 

[Papizo]

...pressure! Sala nyingine hazifai kwe wenye pressure! Ila dogo c'o, alikuwa anauza ishu tu! Ime2lia

Sana kama mtu una pressure hapo unashangaa unazimia ghafla kwa sala kama hiyo

 

[Papizo]

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Kwani mother aliachwa na huyo 'homeless stranger' wake? Dogo kaua kotekote, tena afadhali ya dingi. Mweh!

Sana maana mother anatoka na homeless afadhali hata ya baba kidogo

 

[Papizo]

Naona dogo aliwaacha watu hoi vibaya sana.....

 

[Papizo]

Ningekaziba mdomo fasta..

Naona kila mtu angekuangalia usoni mkuu......maana wangejiuliza kwa nini umemziba mdomo

 

[Chuma Chakavu]

astaghafiilullahi

 

[Balozi Chriss]

dogo baada ya kumaliza sala.....Alizimia ghafla,maana alikuta wote wameshazimia kitambo.

 

[MyTz]

hahahahhahahahahahah..........
dogo muuaji

 

[Papizo]

astaghafiilullahi

Vipi mkuu, dogo naona aliharibu vibaya sana

 

[Papizo]

dogo baada ya kumaliza sala.....Alizimia ghafla,maana alikuta wote wameshazimia kitambo.

Hahahahha kabisa mkuu hapo naona kulikuwa hamna kuangaliana usoni maana ilikuwa ni balaa tu, sasa ikikutokea hii utafanyeje hivi??

 

[Papizo]

hahahahhahahahahahah..........
dogo muuaji

Vibaya sana aisee maana huwa nasoma alafu nacheck mwenyewe

 

[ngulinho]

nina uhakika dogo aliposema "Amen" hakumkuta hata mtu mmoja mezani...

dogo alivyosema Amen babake alimpiga. je ni kwa nini?

 

[valid statement]

maisha ya kumega kumegeana.men and women both unloyal.

 

[Domhome]

At dinner a little boy offered to lead in prayer;

Dear GOD, I thank you for giving me such lovable parents, Thanks for visitors and their children who finished all my cookies & ice cream.Bless them so that they wont come again. Forgive our neighbour's son who was wrestling with my sister on her bed & his daughter for eating a sausage from my brother's pants. This winter please send clothes to all those poor nakes ladies in Daddy's cellphone & provide shelter for the homeless man who uses mum's room when dad is at wark AMEN

Hii ni full dose, @mtu kapewa sawasawa na matendo yake. Dogo alipata mafunuo bab-K!! ........ni jokes ila inafunzo kwetu kama familia.

 

[Domhome]

Dogo mwenyewe huyu hapa live!! https://www.jamiiforums.com/jokes-utani-udaku-gossips/172619-shalobaro-wa-ukweli.html

 

[Shine]

Hapo nikiwa mgeni naishia kunawa

 

[Papizo]

dogo alivyosema Amen babake alimpiga. je ni kwa nini?

Hahaha kwa ajili aliomba dua vizuri mkuu

 

[Papizo]

Hii ni full dose, @mtu kapewa sawasawa na matendo yake. Dogo alipata mafunuo bab-K!! ........ni jokes ila inafunzo kwetu kama familia.

Kabisa mkuu hii kitu ni kiboko yaani, huwa nikiisoma nacheka sana tena sana...