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Do You Wants to Live Over 85 YRS????

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ndallo, May 18, 2012.

  1. Ndallo

    Ndallo JF-Expert Member

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    Lifestyle does make a difference! Will I live to see 85?

    Here's something to think about......

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I just turned 70.)
    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'
    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
    'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
    I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
    'No, I don't,' I said.

    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'
    'No,' I said.

    He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you want to live till 85??

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