Dedicated to all Married Couples

[Ndallo]

Dedicated to all Married Couples

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed. But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed.


Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!


Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u.
After marriage : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll kill u.


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.



Man & Dr : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of a long life will never come.



Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Answer : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!


Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

 

[Mr Rocky]

Duh hata kama ni dedication hii kiboko mkuu

 

[HorsePower]

Mzee hii dedication yako imenikatisha tamaa sana, Ina maana hamna hata jambo jema moja tunalofaidi wenye ndoa? Loh!

 

[Ndeonasiae]

Hahahahaaa, some married couples are so negative about their patners nashangaa kwa nini huwa wanaendelea kuishi nao, maisha machungu hadi lini sasa? duh

 

[Mr Rocky]

Mzee hii dedication yako imenikatisha tamaa sana, Ina maana hamna hata jambo jema moja tunalofaidi wenye ndoa? Loh!

Mkuu umeona eehhh kila kitu ni negative tuu hakuna jema hata moja tunalofaidi

 

[Ndallo]

Mzee hii dedication yako imenikatisha tamaa sana, Ina maana hamna hata jambo jema moja tunalofaidi wenye ndoa? Loh!

Stay Tune! More Dedication Regarding Married are Coming!

 

[HorsePower]

Stay Tune! More Dedication Regarding Married are Coming!

Kama ni za namna hii mimi sizihitaji, msije mkanikosanisha na mama HorsePower na mwanangu HorseJunior akakosa malezi bora, Loh!

 

[King’asti]

Hahaha! Its true marriage is like eating in a restaurant. But its ok to eat from ur pal's plate as long as he also can eat from urs. Then everyone wins,lol

 

[HorsePower]

Mkuu umeona eehhh kila kitu ni negative tuu hakuna jema hata moja tunalofaidi

Hawa vijana wana mpango mahsusi wa kutufanya tuchukie ndoa zetu, na kukimbilia huko kwenye nyumba ndogo tukachunwe tulichonacho na kupewa zawadi ya magonjwa yasiyo na tiba, halafu baadaye waanze kutucheka; Ohhh baba zima linaangukia kwenye kident!

Haki ya nani, hatudanganyiki ng'oooo!

 

[KIKUNGU]

Ndallo,when i saw the heading i was ".....ooh shit what about us,who did and get kicked in the teeth....." Going through the thread gave me signs of relief.

Was this dedication for the married couples? No,was scare-mongering for the getting married to be.But are good stuffs though.

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Did you mean dedication or curse

 

[Kunta Kinte]

Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Hapa umeniacha hoi mkuu!!

 

[Mr Rocky]

Did you mean dedication or curse

Mkuu hapo akili kichwani mwako
Ila hii nimeamini sio dedication ni kama laana kwetu tuzione ndoa zote ni balaa

 

[Mc Tilly Chizenga]

ushindwe na ulegee!wenzako tunafurahia ndoa zetu tunatamani tungeoa tangia tuko darasa la pili au tuishi hata miaka 200 we unaleta maneno mbovumbovu

 

[Mr Rocky]

ushindwe na ulegee!wenzako tunafurahia ndoa zetu tunatamani tungeoa tangia tuko darasa la pili au tuishi hata miaka 200 we unaleta maneno mbovumbovu

MC hiyo ndoa ulifunga mwaka gani aise
mbona unajipa ujiko usio kuwa nao

 

[Smile]

Mkuu hapo akili kichwani mwako
Ila hii nimeamini sio dedication ni kama laana kwetu tuzione ndoa zote ni balaa

kaka nimeipenda hii

 

[Ndallo]

Man & Dr : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of a long life will never come!

Hapa natafakari kwa wale wenye wake zaidi ya mmoja!

 

[Dotworld]

Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!


Nimeipenda hii

 

[Bishanga]

siku zote namkumbuka mwanafalsafa wa kale Socrates ( na nshawahi kumnukuu humu jf lakini si vibaya kurudia),yeye aliulizwa na mwanafunzi wake:
'Mwalimu ,kipi bora kuoa ama kutokuoa?'
naye akajibu akasema:
'Either way you will regret.'
Mwisho wa nukuu.

 

[Mtende]

mi hapa napita tu sory nimekosea njia