Dear Sweetheart

[X-PASTER]

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 :A S kiss::A S-rose: kisses.

You are my sweetheart.

Your husband,

XXXX

 

[X-PASTER]

His wife replied...

Sweetheart Dearest,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses...

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items...!

5. Other expenses 40 kisses.



Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope

I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advice!!!

Your Sweet Heart,

XY

 

[mwl]

Kudadadeki|":>+*&^*^%$!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spear_]

ukisikia mtu anakuambia ukimwaga ugali namwaga mboga ndi hii......

nice one..

 

[Sugi]

daaaaah,full kuharibu!mhh,fikiri kabla ya kutenda

 

[mseseve]

Weee!! naua mtu

 

[daudilouis]

kudadeki!! patachimbika.

 

[Al-Mende]

duuu... Hapa husby kamwaga mboga na wife akamwaga ugali..!

 

[Katavi]

hii kali...

 

[Mmwaminifu]

kudadeki!! patachimbika.

Naenda kuazima bomu G/mboto

 

[Raia Fulani]

Yaleyale ya ukienda kupiga simu nje nitafungua call center

 

[Hussein Njovu]

X-Paster hujatulia wewe, ha ha haaa

 

[MUREFU]

pumbavuuu..... Ninauwa mtu na fasta ninarud

 

[Pedro1]

hhahahahaha lol unaweza kuzimia kwa presha

 

[Leonard Robert]

unafungua machachoz bendi

 

[FEELINGA]

Ndio, kama mshahara wako ndo ulimuwezesha yote hayo leo wampa kisses what do you xpect?

 

[MASOKO]

naam makiss kayatawanya ile mbaya nice mama
nimeipenda hii

 

[ng'wanankamba]

Ha ha ha, umenikumbusha ya yule mpemba ambaye mkewe alikuwa anagawa k... ovyo mtaani mumewe naye akasema atagawa mku... mtaa mzima ili aone nani ataaibika!

 

[chapaa]

Duuuuh!!!! hiyo kali mkuu

Ha ha ha, umenikumbusha ya yule mpemba ambaye mkewe alikuwa anagawa k... ovyo mtaani mumewe naye akasema atagawa mku... mtaa mzima ili aone nani ataaibika!

 

[chapaa]

Eheeeeee! umeikumbuka mkuu wanawake watata hawa!!

Yaleyale ya ukienda kupiga simu nje nitafungua call center