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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by equivocal, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. equivocal

    equivocal Member

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    On hearing that her
    elderly grandfather had
    just passed away, Katie
    went straight to her
    grandparent's house to
    visit her 95 year old
    grandmother and comfort
    When she asked how her
    grandfather had died, her
    grandmother replied, "He
    had a heart attack while
    we were making love on
    Sunday morning."
    Horrified, Katie told her
    grandmother that 2
    people nearly 100 years
    old having sex would
    surely be asking for
    "Oh no, my dear, " replied
    granny. "Many years ago,
    realizing our advanced
    age, we figured out the
    best time to do it was
    when the church bells
    would start to ring. It was
    just the right rhythm. Nice
    and slow and even.
    Nothing too strenuous,
    simply in on the Ding and
    out on the Dong."
    She paused, wiped away a
    tear and then continued,
    "And if that damned ice
    cream truck hadn't come
    along, he'd still be alive
    wazee wengine bwana...
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi kuwa great thinker ni lazima ujue kizungu?
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    guccio Senior Member

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    hahahaha mwanangu mbav cna...mpaka naonekana chz kwenye basi kwa kucheka..

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    Too foreign for me to appreciate this joke especially on the part where an ice cream truck messed up things.
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    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    Sorry can you repeat again? I missed something from this joke.