church bell

[equivocal]

On hearing that her
elderly grandfather had
just passed away, Katie
went straight to her
grandparent's house to
visit her 95 year old
grandmother and comfort
her.
When she asked how her
grandfather had died, her
grandmother replied, "He
had a heart attack while
we were making love on
Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her
grandmother that 2
people nearly 100 years
old having sex would
surely be asking for
trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied
granny. "Many years ago,
realizing our advanced
age, we figured out the
best time to do it was
when the church bells
would start to ring. It was
just the right rhythm. Nice
and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous,
simply in on the Ding and
out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a
tear and then continued,
"And if that damned ice
cream truck hadn't come
along, he'd still be alive
today!"
wazee wengine bwana...

 

[nelly nely]

Hivi kuwa great thinker ni lazima ujue kizungu?

 

[guccio]

hahahaha mwanangu mbav cna...mpaka naonekana chz kwenye basi kwa kucheka..

 

[SHIEKA]

Too foreign for me to appreciate this joke especially on the part where an ice cream truck messed up things.

 

[Kabakabana]

Aiseee

 

[papag]

duuuhhhh

 

[Midavudavu]

Sorry can you repeat again? I missed something from this joke.