Mabagala JF-Expert Member Nov 27, 2009 1,477 325 Jun 30, 2011 #1 An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and Gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I Tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her Left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth Out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first With both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it Between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour to do that?" The old man replied, "Yes. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open." SORRY YOU... DIRTY MIND !!!!
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and Gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I Tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her Left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth Out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first With both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it Between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour to do that?" The old man replied, "Yes. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open." SORRY YOU... DIRTY MIND !!!!
X-not Member Sep 9, 2010 58 4 Jun 30, 2011 #2 U caught me! But i ran out just after the two last paragrphs!
Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member May 24, 2010 1,577 148 Jul 1, 2011 #3 You didn't get me, I saw where it was heading after mentioning the teeth in it.
C charndams JF-Expert Member Nov 12, 2010 436 128 Jul 1, 2011 #4 hapana hii siwezi cheka!! labda ucheke mwenyewe!!!