chama cha mabachelor

[Kipaji Halisi]

nataka kujiunga na hiki chama

 

[mwallu]

wacha nikae pembeni

 

[Paloma]

DEMBA nimechomoa aisee......ye kazoea masugar mamy heaven simuwezi

bora!! khaa

 

[Lady doctor]

Lady doctor nshakwambia roho yangu inaelekea kukudondokea,mbona huelewi?

imedondoka wapi nimtume mtu aje aiokote

 

[Heaven on Earth]

bora!! khaa

wii wangu unaendeleaje.........

 

[Mr. Marangu]

hivi hao mabachelor mnaowazungumzia ni wale waliopo kwenye ndo au? maana kuna mabachelor na mabachelor tabu kweli kweli kutofautsha waliopo kwenye ndoa na wasiokua kwenye ndoa matendo yao hayana tofauti

 

[Paloma]

wii wangu unaendeleaje.........

nopi salama ila kakako sosoliso anavyonifanya...........mhhhh

 

[sosoliso]

nopi salama ila kakako sosoliso anavyonifanya...........mhhhh

babe Paloma jamani mbona unaleta hapa hadharani..? Wakuda kibao hapa akina Bujibuji hawakawii kuanza nyimbo na ngonjera zao.. Dada yangu Heaven on earth ongea na wifi yako.. Muambie ya ndani yanaishia ndani lol..

 

[Paloma]

babe Paloma jamani mbona unaleta hapa hadharani..? Wakuda kibao hapa akina Bujibuji hawakawii kuanza nyimbo na ngonjera zao.. Dada yangu Heaven on earth ongea na wifi yako.. Muambie ya ndani yanaishia ndani lol..

sasa babu(hakuna cha babe tena hapa) sosoliso kwa nini hutaki kuniwekea dereva akaniendesha kwenye mandolini yangu?!?!
mbona daktari hajanipa ban ya kuendesha!?!?! kama vipi basi na mandolini siitaki - bora nikapande bodaboda ya Bishanga!!!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

babe Paloma jamani mbona unaleta hapa hadharani..? Wakuda kibao hapa akina Bujibuji hawakawii kuanza nyimbo na ngonjera zao.. Dada yangu Heaven on earth ongea na wifi yako.. Muambie ya ndani yanaishia ndani lol..

sosoliso, Paloma hanifichi kitu, mambo ya nyumba yenu kwangu yako wazi kama mtu anayeoga kwenye uwanja wa mpira

 

[sosoliso]

sosoliso, Paloma hanifichi kitu, mambo ya nyumba yenu kwangu yako wazi kama mtu anayeoga kwenye uwanja wa mpira

Sio kweli Bujibuji.. Maana hizo skandali zilizopo nyumbani kwetu kama ungekuwa hufichwi kitu saa hizi tamwa wangekuwa nyumbani kwangu..

 

[sosoliso]

sasa babu(hakuna cha babe tena hapa) sosoliso kwa nini hutaki kuniwekea dereva akaniendesha kwenye mandolini yangu?!?!
mbona daktari hajanipa ban ya kuendesha!?!?! kama vipi basi na mandolini siitaki - bora nikapande bodaboda ya Bishanga!!!

Mke wangu kashfa hizo ohooo..

 

[Paloma]

Mke wangu kashfa hizo ohooo..

Mume wangu.....kwanza huku hapatufai-kwa mabachela huku na mabacheloret!

Twenzetu pale kontena nna hamu na guinness!!!

 

[sosoliso]

Mume wangu.....kwanza huku hapatufai-kwa mabachela huku na mabacheloret!

Twenzetu pale kontena nna hamu na guinness!!!

Na kweli babe.. Huku ni kwa wale waseja.. Sie tuna heshima zetu babe Paloma.. Ila kuna kiwinta kinapuliza pale contena..

cc Bujibuji..