gfsonwin
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unaweza kama tu, hubipu nje, na pia kama kweli hujichui.
Kwa hiyo na mie katika kipindi hiki cha kusubiria marejeo ya mama Ngina naweza kujitangazia useja, maana duh, mpaka miezi sita ipite......... Eeh mwenyezi Mungu nomba uniepushie hawa vimwana wanaokatiza mbele ya upeo wa macho yangu.................LOL
Swali, je hao waseja wanaoweka nadhiri hupatwa na wet dreams (sexual dreams that cause a boy or man to have an orgasm while sleeping)?
Maana nadhani sisi binadamu hatuna uwezo wa kuzuia ndoto. Huwaga zinakuja tu tukiwa tumelala ingawa kuna tafiti pia zinazoonyesha watu huota yale ambayo huwa wanayafikiria lakini pia huota yale ambayo huwa hawajayafikiria.
Sasa ikitokea umepatwa na ndoto unammega mchuchu na ukafikia mshindo ilhali ushaweka nadhiri ya useja, hapo inakuwaje? Unakuwa umekiuka kanuni za useja?
mwenzenu tangia@the secretary anipige chini nimekuwa celibacy,chezeiya bishanga kwa u celibacy,konnie njoo basi tu celibacy chap chap.
@kongosho ulikuwa unawaza nini kufungua huu uzi?
sogea ubaazi huu nikuondolee celibacy yako.
Hamu ya useja/uteja imekufanya ushindwe kusoma?
Babu hatoi ulinzi yeye bali anakutafutia mlinzi makini!
Umeelewa?
mwenzenu tangia@the secretary anipige chini nimekuwa celibacy,chezeiya bishanga kwa u celibacy,konnie njoo basi tu celibacy chap chap.
nilivyokupiga kibuti kumbe ulikwenda british kansili kujifunza ung'eng'e ? hongera zako!Mmmh, Scary!
Hapo sasa
Nilikuwa nawaza kuacha kabisa haya makitu
Una makelele sana, sitaki!
Oooh, nimekupata now
Huyo mlizi hataniweza, mie naye mtata kama nini
Weeee, wee umekaa muda mrefu mno
Zimeshagandana kama gundi
Nasikia zimeganda zinatoka kama uzi mreefu, zikigoma inabidi usaidiwe kwa kuzituta kama uzi
nini hizo zikigandana?Oxford naizidi maneno matatu
Nasikia zimeganda zinatoka kama uzi mreefu, zikigoma inabidi usaidiwe kwa kuzituta kama uzi
huyu kichupa kimejaa hana lolote zaid ya kuchafua watoto wa wanaume wenzie. usimkubali
Nilikuwa nawaza kuacha kabisa haya makitu
Una makelele sana, sitaki!
Oooh, nimekupata now
Huyo mlizi hataniweza, mie naye mtata kama nini
Weeee, wee umekaa muda mrefu mno
Zimeshagandana kama gundi
Celibacy ni hali ya mtu ambaye hayuko kwenye ndoa na ambaye hafanyi tendo la ndoa.
Sasa hapo kwenye tendo la ndoa sijui fasili yake inaanzia wapi na kuishia wapi kwa sababu kuna watu wengine p.unyeto huwa hawaihesabu kuwa ni tendo la ndoa na wengine wanaihesabu kuwa ni tendo la ndoa.
Ngoja nimwite Baba Paroko labda atasaidia kufafanua
Unasemaje Elizabeth Dominic? Kuna makitu gani hapa? Kuna watu wapo kwen foleni ya maungamo ujue....
kwanini meeeen?Eh The Big "B" kaja??
Haya basi tena ze sred klozid.
ahahahhahahhahhahahha asituzingue hapa!Huwezi lolote wewe...kamalizane na Zombie wako....
Haya mambo ya wazee na useja huyawezi wewe!!
Babu DC!!
mmmhhhh! sasa mnanichanganya...... kumbe hii hali unaweza kuwa in and out? siyo permanent?
Katika mwezi wa Ramadhani, Waislamu huwa wanakuwa na temporary celibacy ambapo wanatakiwa wa-abstain from sexual relations during the strictly daily that extend from daybreak to sun down.
Pia wale wanaoenda Mecca wanatakiwa wa-abstain from sexual relations wakati wakiwa kwenye state of ritual consecration kwa siku kadhaa. Temporary celibacy ni normal katika dini ya Kiislamu na imekuwa extended kwenye rituals nyingine.
Tofauti na dini za kikristo, dini ya Kiislamu haimini kwenye permanent celibacy. Quran (57:27) inasesema But the Monasticism which they invented for themselves, We did not prescribe for them but only to please God therewith, but that they did not observe it with the right observance.
Pia katika mafundisho Mtume Mohammad alizungumzia celibacy: There have been people who have come to the prophet and explained how they love to be engaged in prayer and fasting for the sake of God. The Prophet Mohammed told them that, despite this being good, it is also a blessing to raise a family, to remain moderate and not to concentrate too much on one aspect as not only can this be unhealthy for an individual as well as upon society, it may also take one away from God."
Source: Celibacy and Religious Traditions, edited by Carl Olson
ahahahhahahhahhahahha asituzingue hapa!
celibacy celibacy!
mwishowe zombie akute KUTU bure!ah!