Can't hold it Anymore.....

[Kasie]

This is for you man,



My mind is occupied with mixed feelings...
I just can't hold it anymore...
You said you are going to come soon, (not see you man..) look at you... You are not a lier... rather a wild cat...

Muongo paka ka.nya ma.vi kajipaka...

Ooh yeah, the flight is taking off at 5Clock in the morning... Keep singing the same song...

K' Matata.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Lemme take ownership of this.

I’m da man in question.

Da one and only. Always imitated but never duplicated.

Da legendary, da OG, da inimitable, da indomitable, king of da jungle, Lord of lords, da one that they love to hate, badass, always A1 from day one, all gas no brakes, da one that gives it to you gun-barrel straight with no filter, no editing,......man I can go on and on for all eternity but I’ll end it here.

I am, KBA.

Google me.....ya dig?!

 

[Watu8]

Kasinde na mpekecha roho wake...

Tundu ashalitoboa hakuna wa kuliziba...

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[Kasie]

Kasinde na mpekecha roho wake...

Tundu ashalitoboa hakuna wa kuliziba...

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Aahahahahahahhaaaaa Watuuuuuuu.....

Wajua vile wewe ni sukari ya warembo humu JF, basi kuna sukari guru ya Kasinde.....

Babu Asprin alisema lile shimo halizibwi kwa mkate ila tundu ulolisema wewe..... Sukari guru analiziba kwa sukari yake na muda si muda ma vibe ya Kasinde yataibuka....

Ooh yeah, It's 5Clock in the morning... and we wake up singing the same song.....

Sukari Guruuuuuuuuu.......

Shaaaamooooooooo........

K' Matata.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kasie,

Captain hajambo?

 

[Kasie]

Aahahahhahaaa here we go man.....

Lemme take ownership of this.

Why....!!!???

I’m da man in question.

Really...!!??

Da one and only.

Whuuuhhh...

Always imitated but never duplicated.

Ooohhh laaalaaah....

Da legendary,

Woow...

da OG,

Oohhh my...

da inimitable,

Mmmhhhhhh.....

da indomitable,

Maadaaafaaakaaaaa.... aahahaahaa

king of da jungle,

Ooohhh yeeahh....

Lord of lords,

Tsheeee.....

da one that they love to hate,

It's coming biiiig....

badass,

Aahahahahhaaa can't hold it.....

always A1 from day one,

Ef yuuu siii keeeiii.....

all gas no brakes,

Right back at you....

da one that gives it to you gun-barrel straight with no filter,

Tempting.....

no editing,......man I can go on and on for all eternity but I’ll end it here.

I am, KBA.

Google me.....ya dig?!

Well.... Am keeping on singing same songs....



K' Matata BA.

 

[KENZY]

Haka kabibi kameshanishinda maana kana vijeba mpaka wenye mapengo!!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kasie,

Wait...what? Did you say you were ‘cumming’?

 

[Kasie]

Captain hajambo?

Shkamoo Marahaba Hujamboo ukisikia mbiu ya mgambo, ujue mjomba ako dokta Shika atakuwa kafika.... ahahahahahaaa.

 

[Kasie]

Wait...what? Did you say you were ‘cumming’?

Aaahahhahahahaaa sheeenzeeeyyy.....

Guess am on my way.......

The flight is taking off at 5oclock in the morning...

Matata BA.

 

[Kasie]

Haka kabibi kameshanishinda maana kana vijeba mpaka wenye mapengo!!

Aahahahahhaaa umenikumbusha, meno yangu ya mbele yote ya juu na ya chini yalishatoka hivo navaa ya bandia. Sasa jana nilitoka kwenda kununua bidhaa mahali nikasahau kuyavaa na sikustuka sababu nikiwa nyumbani huwa nayavua. Kufika dukani muuza duka kila akiniangalia hana mbavu maana ni zaidi ya mlango wa jela aahahahahahhaaa

Sasa kama Kasie ni kibogoyo kigagula, huoni kuwa vijeba wenye mapengo ndo saizi yangu...!!??

Matata BA.

 

[KENZY]

Aahahahahhaaa umenikumbusha, meno yangu ya mbele yote ya juu na ya chini yalishatoka hivo navaa ya bandia. Sasa jana nilitoka kwenda kununua bidhaa mahali nikasahau kuyavaa na sikustuka sababu nikiwa nyumbani huwa nayavua. Kufika dukani muuza duka kila akiniangalia hana mbavu maana ni zaidi ya mlango wa jela aahahahahahhaaa

Sasa kama Kasie ni kibogoyo kigagula, huoni kuwa vijeba wenye mapengo ndo saizi yangu...!!??

Matata BA.

Ha ha huo ni ukatili! Ulistahili ufungwe Hata siku mbili!! Ungekutana na mtoto hakika angezimia😜
Hao vijeba we komaa nao ni wakwako mi umenishinda!! Maswala ya kuwa naota natafunwa na mtu mwenye mapengo sitaki! Wenye meno yetu twavunja mifupa🤪🤪😎

 

[Pacbig]

I'm on my way Kigagura.

Sina uhakika hata kama nimeelewa, maana vibibi vina mambo.

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[Mcqueenen]

Kusema ukweli hii thread hata sijaisoma...nimesoma title tu...vp mtoa mada amebanwa kunya au?

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[Mcqueenen]

Lemme take ownership of this.

I’m da man in question.

Da one and only. Always imitated but never duplicated.

Da legendary, da OG, da inimitable, da indomitable, king of da jungle, Lord of lords, da one that they love to hate, badass, always A1 from day one, all gas no brakes, da one that gives it to you gun-barrel straight with no filter, no editing,......man I can go on and on for all eternity but I’ll end it here.

I am, KBA.

Google me.....ya dig?!

I dig...but i googled it and it said kba is a street slang for Kane bites ass

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[Kasie]

I dig...but i googled it and it said kba is a street slang for Kane bites ass

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Kane Bite Aassss....hahahahaaa looh.

 

[Kasie]

Kusema ukweli hii thread hata sijaisoma...nimesoma title tu...vp mtoa mada amebanwa kunya au?

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Bora hujasoma, na wala usirudi kusoma unaweza ukajikuta unarubunika buree.

Good Boy.

 

[Kasie]

I'm on my way Kigagura.

Sina uhakika hata kama nimeelewa, maana vibibi vina mambo.

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Take care on the way, let no one disrupt you, safe way to your destination.

Granny Matata.

 

[Kasie]

Ha ha huo ni ukatili! Ulistahili ufungwe Hata siku mbili!! Ungekutana na mtoto hakika angezimia😜
Hao vijeba we komaa nao ni wakwako mi umenishinda!! Maswala ya kuwa naota natafunwa na mtu mwenye mapengo sitaki! Wenye meno yetu twavunja mifupa🤪🤪😎

His vocal in my ears is my peaceful sleep.

Love you more Kitombii Ally.

Granny Matata.

 

[Asprin]

Aahahahahahahhaaaaa Watuuuuuuu.....

Wajua vile wewe ni sukari ya warembo humu JF, basi kuna sukari guru ya Kasinde.....

Babu Asprin alisema lile shimo halizibwi kwa mkate ila tundu ulolisema wewe..... Sukari guru analiziba kwa sukari yake na muda si muda ma vibe ya Kasinde yataibuka....

Ooh yeah, It's 5Clock in the morning... and we wake up singing the same song.....

Sukari Guruuuuuuuuu.......

Shaaaamooooooooo........

K' Matata.

Anhaaaa....
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