But Why? Everything has reasons

Lekanjobe Kubinika

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IT IS UNDISPUTED FACT THAT RICH AND EDUCATED PEOPLE HATE LAWYERS,

REASONS:

LAWYERS TEND TO RANK POOR AND UNEDUCATED IN THE SAME WAY.

IT IS ALSO UNDISPUTED FACT THAT LOW AND MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE LOVE LAWYERS

REASON:

LAWYERS TEND TO ADDRESS THEM POLITELY AND IN A RESPECTABLE MANNER, HANDLING THEIR LOW STATUS WITH GREAT DIGNITY THAT EVERY MEMBER OF THE COMMUNIT THINK THEY ARE HIGH CLASS PEOPLE.

FOR EXAMPLE, INSTEADY OF CALLING THEM

Gardener - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
House Maid -
Domestic Operations Specialist
Typist -
Printed Document Handler
Messenger -
Business Communications Conveyer
Window Cleaner -
Transparent Wall Technician
Temporary Teacher -
Associate Tutor
Tea Boy -
Refreshments Overseer
Garbage Collector -
Public Sanitation Technician
Watchman -
Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer
Thief
- Wealth Distribution Officer
Driver -
Automobile Propulsion Specialist
Receptionist -
Office Access Control Specialist
Cook -
Food Preparation Officer
Bartender - Certified Liquor Specialist
Housewife -
Permanent Secretary- Home Affairs


LAWYERS PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO ADDRESS THEM IN THIS MANNER SO THAT YOU RETAIN RESPECT FROM THEM SINCE THEY ARE A BIG CADRE YOU NEED FOR MAKING MORE BUSINES.........
 
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