Ibambasi
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- Jul 25, 2007
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A woman garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes wont ripen. Theres a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and shes getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbour and says, Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?
Her neighbour says, Well, it may sound absurd but heres what to do. Tonight theres no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and theyll be embarrassed and BLUSH. In the morning theyll all be RED, youll see.
Well, what the heck? She does it.
Next day her neighbour asks how it worked. So-so, she answers. The tomatoes are still green but the CUCUMBERS are all four inches LONGER.
Her neighbour says, Well, it may sound absurd but heres what to do. Tonight theres no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and theyll be embarrassed and BLUSH. In the morning theyll all be RED, youll see.
Well, what the heck? She does it.
Next day her neighbour asks how it worked. So-so, she answers. The tomatoes are still green but the CUCUMBERS are all four inches LONGER.