Bingwa wa kukosea

[toghocho]

vibaka wamembaka pale wakamnyang'anya simu

 

[Deejay nasmile]

fidbenz na chidQ

unatumia kinywaji gani mkuu.Umenifanya nicheke njiani

 

[Deejay nasmile]

Kwani kariakoo na gongo la mbali wapi mboto?

teh teh teh

 

[Deejay nasmile]

Umesapia.

hahahahaha

 

[Deejay nasmile]

toa mifuko mikononi

hehehe hii kali

 

[Deejay nasmile]

Ngojeni nimeze mate kwanza.Mbona mnachekesha mfululizo?? Hahahahaha duh!

 

[rushanju]

Kila nikikata MBWA KONA huyoo

 

[ambili]

waiter ! mbona hii sukari haina chai !

 

[Ralphryder]

Hapa kwetu tuna ushirikina sana! (ushirikiano) pokea zawadi.

 

[driller]

jamaa wamechukua mkono sheriani

 

[Prince edu]

Nakata mbwa kona hiyo nakata mbwa kona hiyo nafka jasho gheto linanitiririka!

 

[SIMBA WA TARANGA]

Heeee hatari lakini lasama, "CHAMA CHA DEMO NA MAANDAMANO" By Arusha RPC, Angendenye iasto

 

[amiride]

leo ntakunywa baa mpaka bia zifungwe
tigwa anafukuzwa na shimba

 

[Amavubi]

kila ukiitwa umekuwa ukiharisha, lakini leo umekunya, tunashukuru kwa kunya kwako

 

[Ezsdon]

nauza comfyuta, upss! nimechapia anyway ulimi hauna mpupa.

 

[Beibe]

unatumia kinywaji gani mkuu.Umenifanya nicheke njiani

chemba na tege

 

[Midavudavu]

Kila ukitaka ku......unaha.....sha bahati nzuri leo afande ume......nya ofisini karibu sana maafisa wote wapo na tuko tayari kukusiiiza.

 

[zumbemkuu]

how sure are you far?

 

[Mtende]

hey muuzaji niwekee chipsikaki na mishkuku 7.
naomba kahawa na katasha mbili
haya nipe na wewe tuone nani bingwa

hahahahaaa mbavu zangu

 

[Mussa kiraka]

hahahahaaa mbavu zangu

Pole twende tiba ukapewe hospital