Bibi kizee na kopo la castle

ARV · Oct 31, 2011

Bibi kizee mmoja alikuwa anasafiri kwenye basi usiku na siti ya nyuma yake alikaa kijana mmoja. Wakati safari inaendelea akawa anainama chini ya siti yake anachukua kopo la castle na kulipeleka mdomoni(kama anakunywa kitu) sasa yule kijana wa nyuma yake akawa anashangaa huyo bibi anavyofaidi maisha kwa kunywa castle toka safari inaanza, akatamani amuibie angalao apige pafu moja halafu arudisha haraka lile kopo kabla bibi hajashtuka,Basi akamtaimu bibi wakati analitoa mdomoni na kuliweka chini kwa haraka akapitisha mkono chini ya seat akachukua lile kopo akanywa funda moja kuuubwa, baada ya hapo tukasikia mtu anapiga makelele na kutema mate kama mtu anayetaka kutapika, Kumbe yule bibi alikuwa anaumwa Kifua kikuu na alichukua kopo lile la castle kwa ajili ya kutemea makohozi...

mysteryman · Oct 31, 2011

Mh....kichefu chefu bhana...

mchemsho · Oct 31, 2011

ARV said:
Bibi kizee mmoja alikuwa anasafiri kwenye basi usiku na siti ya nyuma yake alikaa kijana mmoja. Wakati safari inaendelea akawa anainama chini ya siti yake anachukua kopo la castle na kulipeleka mdomoni(kama anakunywa kitu) sasa yule kijana wa nyuma yake akawa anashangaa huyo bibi anavyofaidi maisha kwa kunywa castle toka safari inaanza, akatamani amuibie angalao apige pafu moja halafu arudisha haraka lile kopo kabla bibi hajashtuka,Basi akamtaimu bibi wakati analitoa mdomoni na kuliweka chini kwa haraka akapitisha mkono chini ya seat akachukua lile kopo akanywa funda moja kuuubwa, baada ya hapo tukasikia mtu anapiga makelele na kutema mate kama mtu anayetaka kutapika, Kumbe yule bibi alikuwa anaumwa Kifua kikuu na alichukua kopo lile la castle kwa ajili ya kutemea makohozi...

nimekosea njia, samahani na kwaheli.

Vinci · Oct 31, 2011

hapana .....hii sio jokes

fundiaminy · Oct 31, 2011

ebwanaee.wengine 2po mezani na jokx kama hivi zinakatiza apetaiti.he he.

valid statement · Oct 31, 2011

mpe pole huyo jamaa! Ulafi umemponza.

Optimistic Soul · Oct 31, 2011

hii sio joks bana, kwanza kitendo cha kutema mate na kunywa kitu haviendani, we unaweza kunywa kama unatema kweli?

ZeMangi · Oct 31, 2011

Aaaaaagh...!shit! Umesababisha nimeshindwa kula kuku,maini,thupu,mayai,chipthi,ndizi,maembe,machungwa.....sasa nalala njaa,vyakula vyote hivi inabidi nivimwage tu..aaagh!

Chuma Chakavu · Oct 31, 2011

mmmhhh...mambo gani tena hayo ya kutapishana ndugu!next time toa tahadhari kabla mtu hajasoma.

MR. DRY · Oct 31, 2011

Grrrrrrr inatia kinyaa ahaa...mjini shule!

Shine · Oct 31, 2011

Wizi ni nouma unaiba visivyoibika

ngulinho · Nov 1, 2011

ARV said:
Bibi kizee mmoja alikuwa anasafiri kwenye basi usiku na siti ya nyuma yake alikaa kijana mmoja. Wakati safari inaendelea akawa anainama chini ya siti yake anachukua kopo la castle na kulipeleka mdomoni(kama anakunywa kitu) sasa yule kijana wa nyuma yake akawa anashangaa huyo bibi anavyofaidi maisha kwa kunywa castle toka safari inaanza, akatamani amuibie angalao apige pafu moja halafu arudisha haraka lile kopo kabla bibi hajashtuka,Basi akamtaimu bibi wakati analitoa mdomoni na kuliweka chini kwa haraka akapitisha mkono chini ya seat akachukua lile kopo akanywa funda moja kuuubwa, baada ya hapo tukasikia mtu anapiga makelele na kutema mate kama mtu anayetaka kutapika, Kumbe yule bibi alikuwa anaumwa Kifua kikuu na alichukua kopo lile la castle kwa ajili ya kutemea makohozi...

wanitapisha!!!!

Nzowa Godat · Nov 1, 2011

Hapa! wengi tutashinda na njaa!!

Kibirizi · Nov 1, 2011

du hili bonge la jobs.

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