Bibi hatari kwa kupinga hana mpinzani

[mama la mama]

BIBI HATARI WA KUPINGA.. Kuna bibi m1 alienda
benk
kufungua account bt
alivyofka benk akawa
anataka aonane na
manager kwanza.... Customer service wakamzuia wakidai boss
yupo busy hataki kuonana
na m2 by dat tym... Wakati
mzozo unaendelea
manager akatoka ofisin kwake, akamwita yule
bibi amsaidie shida yake... Bibi akaenda ofisini na
manager, maongez
yakawa hv..
... .
MANAGER: "Unashda gani
bib i!?!" BIBI: "Nataka kufungua
account, niweke milion 30
zangu..."
MANAGER: "Mmmh!! Mbona
unaonekana mzee sana,
pesa zote umezitoa wap?!? BIBI: "Nimezipata kwenye
mchezo wa KUPINGA, hata
wewe ukitaka 2naweza
pinga tu!!!"
MANAGER: "Mmh,
2napingaje?!? BIBI: "Aaah, rahisi sana, mim naweka hizo milion
30 na wewe weka hizo
hizo, mpaka kesho sa nne
asubuh sehem zako za siri
zitakua ngumu sana kama mawe... Zisipokua
hivyo umenila zikiwa nimekula
wewe..."
MANAGER: "Mmmh, sawa
hamna shida...." Kesho asubuhi saa nne yule
bibi alikuja na mzee
mwingine pale benk... Manager alivyomuona bibi akamwambia,
"Bibi umeliwa!! Sehem
zangu za siri zipo kama
kawaida
..." BIBI: "Sawa mjukuu
wangu, sasa mimi nitaaminije bila
kuzishika..?!?"
MANAGER: "Njoo 2
uhakikishe bibi..." Bibi akaenda akaanza
kumshika yule manager
nyeti zake... Wakati anamshika vile yule mzee
aliekuja nae akawa
ameshika kichwa huku anatukana tukana na
machozi yakimlenga.... Manager akamuuliza bibi,
"Vipi mbona yule mzee
uliyekuja nae kawa vile....?!?" Bibi akamjibu,
"Aaah, yule nilipinga nae
kwa milion 90 kuwa
naweza kumshika
manager wa benk sehemu
zake za siri akabisha ndo nikapinga nae... So ndo kashaliwa pale..."

 

[Miss Neddy]

hahahahah bibi noma huyo

 

[The Intelligent]

Hataree.

 

[bobezi]

nouumaaaaa

 

[MARUSHWA]

noumaaaa sana

 

[hussein boxer]

ni shidaaa

 

[2in1]

Ila hyo manager wa benk,c kajzolea na yy 30m

 

[Kibo10]

Bibi tisha

 

[gifted mind]

b

hahahahah bibi noma huyo

bibi yuko safi aiseee anacheza na saikolojia tu

 

[roma mnazarety]

Makofi kwa bibi. Tafadhali

 

[zandar]

Pa pa pa!

 

[SOCIOLOGISTTZ]

bibi kiboko...waliosoma wasio na ajira jamani wanaweza wakapata idea kuliko kuendelea kutafuta ajira zisizopatikana

 

[Katavi]

Ila hyo manager wa benk,c kajzolea na yy 30m

Bibi atabaki na 60m zake.

 

[chapaa]

60m kibindoni

 

[Ramsey Vinjunga]

Bibi Jau Kweli Aha Aha Aha

 

[sir mgumu]

Huyo mkali,cjaona,

 

[sir mgumu]

Huyo ni noumah,dude haoni ndani hapo,

 

[MankaM]

Bibi ametisha jaman khaa

 

[Angel Nylon]

Bibi mjasiriamali huyo