EMT
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- Jan 13, 2010
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Were all for rape prevention, but when you [JF woman] cant stop the crime, why not score immediate payback with the help of a little latex and some barbed plastic? Thats the idea behind [my new invention] rape-prevention condoms, RapeX.
Basically, if you feel like you may be in danger one evening exploring a foreign city alone, getting walked home by a cute stranger you just met you put the device into your nether regions with an applicator, and anything that gets all up in your space will be gnarled by the barbs.
Theyre made of plastic, but those suckers have a nasty bite and will need to be surgically removed. We hope youll never have to test out the RapeX, but we can pretty much guarantee the jerk on the receiving end wont get very far once his man bits are being ripped open by your hidden defences. Check it out Rapex Anti-Rape Condoms Turn Your Vagina Into A Penis Fly Trap - The Frisky
Mwali na Kongosho msije mkasema sikuwafahamisha kama mlivyodai kwenye ile biashara nyingine. Sitaki malalamiko tena. Wahi fasta ziko chache na demand ni kubwa mno.
Warning kwa potential buyers: Never ever use the condom at home with your partner even if you are mad at him. Very more important: Never ever wear the condom and ask your partner to perform oral on you. Surely, you dont want to see him going to the emergency room yelling "GET THIS THING OFF MY TONGUE"