Biashara: Kondomu ya kunasa wabakaji

Biashara: Kondomu ya kunasa wabakaji

i think risk outweighs faida!!..ila warning imetulia

Una uhakika? Kubakwa na mtu ambaye kuna uwezekanao mkubwa wa kuwa na HIV/AIDS na risks nilizoziweka hapo, which is more risk?

Mwali, hebu subiri kwanza kuuliza bei
Tutaitumia wapi?

Kwa kumbukumbu zangu stranger tuliyepanga kukutana naye uchochoroni ni EMT:eek2:
Tena sio uchochoroni, ni gateaway this weekend maana jf itakuwa down

Unatuma offer yako. What is your offer.
Mie sio rapist bana ndio uitumie kwangu.

huku kwetu inapatikana wapi?

Location, location, location
Uko wapi mwaya, inawezwatumwa by special deliver hata kama uko Tandahimba.


Nimemzuia kwanza kununua, isije ikamjeruhi muuzaji Si eti EMT?

Kwani mie mbakaji?

Hata sijaelewa, Kiinglish kinanipiga chenga. St. Kayumba......

Kama unataka tafsiri tafadhali omba msaada.
Tunawapenda wateja wote.


EMT, biashara yako inaelekea kuzusha ya kuzusha!

Ukiona hivyo jua ni hot cake.

eeh mi naomba unikopeshe nitalipa baada ya kupata mkopo unasemaje muuzaji?

Sorry, hatukopeshi.

Hata kwake huyo huyo tunaweza tumia
kwani tulipanga kwenda kuvamiana huko?
Kama kutoa ni kutoa kwa hiyari, asilazimishe
akileta chokochoko ana nasa mwenyewe...

Heee. Yaani hata mwenye biashara amekuwa target?
Itabidi niongeze warning nyingine
 
has this device been tested? how effective has it been proven??
 
EMT kwamba unakua umejiandaa kuwa raped? nimeingia woga mie. teh teh teh.
how does it feel ukiingiza kunako? nahisi kila mara upo consious kua unatekenywa, hailet genye kweli?
 
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EMT kwamba unakua umejiandaa kuwa raped? nimeingia woga mie. teh teh teh.
how does it feel ukiingiza kunako? nahisi kila mara upo consious kua unatekenywa, hailet genye kweli?
Hi!!! missed you...
 
EMT bana habari yako my dear???

Wauza condom wewe ngoja nikupm

Mie Mzima. Wahi fasta basi kabla hazijaisha.

has this device been tested? how effective has it been proven??

Yes, it has been tested. But when you buy it don't test on your partner.

EMT kwamba unakua umejiandaa kuwa raped? nimeingia woga mie. teh teh teh.
how does it feel ukiingiza kunako? nahisi kila mara upo consious kua unatekenywa, hailet genye kweli?

Sio kujiandaa kuwa raped, bali ni kuchukua precautions.
Personally, siwezi jua how it feel lakini waliojaribu wanasema it feel OK.
Unataka kununua? Never try on your partner though hasa kwenye zile style zetu mpya.
He will get injured than he is now.
 
EMT, wewe si target na si mbakaji
ndio maana sioni mantiki ya Mwali kununua hii

mie na mwali tutakuwa sales officers, na malipo yetu ni gateaway weekend hii.
 
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Jamani mali mpya imeingia

ya leo leo, bei maelewano pungufu unaongea

hii mali live from UK

home delivery ipo, ni pesa yako tu

mteja kwetu ni mfalme

kuangalia bure kujaribisha kwenu.
 

Hahaaa. Nimekuwekea na link kule ufanye fasta.
Hakyanani nakuhakikishia ukitumia hii product, atakukoma.

EMT, wewe si target na si mbakaji
ndio maana sioni mantiki ya Mwali kununua hii

mie na mwali tutakuwa sales officers, na malipo yetu ni gateaway weekend hii.

Sales officers ndio watu gani tena hao?
 
basi sie ni wale wa promotion tunaotembea na mabegi kwenye bar, majumbani na mitaani.

Wiki hii huachi kutupeleka.

Ila naomba nije na mgeni wangu mmoja?

Hahaaa. Nimekuwekea na link kule ufanye fasta.
Hakyanani nakuhakikishia ukitumia hii product, atakukoma.



Sales officers ndio watu gani tena hao?
 
Hahaaa. Nimekuwekea na link kule ufanye fasta.
Hakyanani nakuhakikishia ukitumia hii product, atakukoma.


Sijapenda makubaliano ya malipo. unfair kabisaa.
 
Mi nilikua nimesha toa hela ya kununua hii bidhaa
ila delivery ilikua bado kidogo, niliambiwa JF ikirudi
Sasa itakuaje hapa kuhusu malipo Mkuu EMT (wa JF)?
Siwezi kulipa mara mbili kwa kitu kile kile kimoja :/
 
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ha ha ha ha Mtoboasiri, umenichekesha kiloud spika.

Nakuona umekimbilia nyuma ya mama.

Haya bana.

Ah wapi! JF ilinizuia tu, lakini natafuta Bunsen Burner (assuming ndivyo inavyoitwa- wengine ni "mangwini").
 
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