Before you marry

[Viol]

Before you MARRY a lady, invite her
for dinner, eat together & watch out for the
following:-
1. If she starts eating the meat before you it
implies that, she will plan for your salary/income
before you collect it.

2. If she wants to share the meat equally, she
won't be obedient to you, she will always question
your authority.

3. If she asks for juice and water, I am sorry for
you, she is used to hotel quickies! Put her on
voice-mail.

4. If she has a bigger spoon than u, it means u
can't win any argument with her at all and she
may end up beating you one day.

5. If her mouth makes noise while eating, it
means she can't keep secrets.

 

[Hunyu]

Viumbe hawa mwalimu wao ni kipofu na alishaaga dunia

 

[Miss Neddy]

hahahaha namba 1 imenichekesha je kama kwa hiyo tuwe tunategea lol kazi ipo afu namba 4na 5 kwa mtu aliefundishwa nidhamu ya kula tangu utotoni hivyo vitu kwake hawezi fanya

 

[Mapi]

Kwenye dunia yetu ya Tanzania ambayo hatuna kwenda kula hotelini ni bahati na tulizoea kula kwenye mkeka wetu kwa mikono... utaonea wengi

 

[Evelyn Salt]

makalio yenu....!!!!

 

[angelita]

Aiseeeeh Kazi kweli kweli....

 

[yenyewe]

Aiseeeeeeeh!

 

[Moisemusajiografii]

Kwa hiyo unakuwa unafanya utabiri wa "zis taim tumoro"?

 

[kiwatengu]

makalio yenu....!!!!

ha ha ha ye na nani.?

 

[Moisemusajiografii]

It "a-maizes & corn-fuses",LMFAO!

 

[Heaven Sent]

Mmmh hamna jema na sisi jamani hahaha

 

[manking]

I don think if one happen of neither sign mentioned, labda ambaye hajazaliwa waliobaki all are the same.

 

[Mahondaw]

huo muda wakuchunguza upooo???????? atachowaza gegedo tu....

 

[Bavaria]

Ndoa hazinaga straight formular, mambo yanabadilika kutokana mtu na mtu

 

[Evelyn Salt]

ha ha ha ye na nani.?

ye na huyo mwenzie hapo juu

 

[Honey Faith]

Huo utakua uchoyo na hakuna lingine

 

[Kilaza]

huu uzi nitaupitisha kwa mkemia mkuu ili kudhibitisha unachosema kama kina ukweli wowote

cc
mkemia mkuu

 

[Viol]

makalio yenu....!!!!

We huna makalio?

 

[Viol]

Huo utakua uchoyo na hakuna lingine

Uchoyo uko wapi hapo bidada.

 

[Viol]

huu uzi nitaupitisha kwa mkemia mkuu ili kudhibitisha unachosema kama kina ukweli wowote

cc
mkemia mkuu

Mkemia mkuu ashaupitisha