Salamander
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- Dec 7, 2012
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An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec!' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?'
'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!'
'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!'