An essay...

An essay...

Salamander

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An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec!' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?'

'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!'
 
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec!' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?'

'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!'
Would do blank (nothing)? sorry,couldn't grasp the punchline!
 
Would do blank (nothing)? sorry,couldn't grasp the punchline!

Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper.

Then the teacher yelled , 'Alec,you've done nothing. Why?'

Alec said if he had a million dollars, he would do nothing (he would not work).

 
Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper.

Then the teacher yelled , 'Alec,you've done nothing. Why?'

Alec said if he had a million dollars, he would do nothing (he would not work).

Now I get it Salamander! Thanks
 
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