Ajali njiapanda ya kilingeni

Escaper said:

Aisee hayo mapaja mi ningefunguliwa kesi ya ubakaji mbele ya haraiki.

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Dah yaani mdada mzuri mwenyewe sijui alikuwa anaendawaloga mawifi, mama mkwe au mke mwenza?!!

Mj1 said:

Dah yaani mdada mzuri mwenyewe sijui alikuwa anaendawaloga mawifi, mama mkwe au mke mwenza?!!

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akawakuta wako fiti kalikiti

Mshana Jr said:

akawakuta wako fiti kalikiti

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Haswaaaa dah.

Linyonyo kama ananyonyesha majambazi ..,..! ( unalitusi tu sababu linakera sijui linafaidika nini na hyo makitu)

uujn said:

Linyonyo kama ananyonyesha majambazi

..,..! ( unalitusi tu sababu linakera sijui linafaidika nini na hyo makitu)

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Nimeshaanza kukuogopa na Mambo yako ya kichawi

Mshana Jr said:

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Tako lote hilo wameshindwa hata kumtafuna?!!
Huyo alitakiwa wamfiche kwanza wamguogeshe waandae mafuta wamtafune zamu zamu halafu wanamuacha

instanbul said:

Nimeshaanza kukuogopa na Mambo yako ya kichawi

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Duh aiseee

Mshana Jr said:

Ok ukiwa angani yale mawingu unayonaona juu ukiwa ardhini kule juu unayaona kwa chini tena milima kwa mabonde

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Itakuwa kiki tu

hearly said:

Hahah ogopa sana technology ya Africa

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Hahahahahha zimefanyaje hearly?

Mgirik said:

Tako lote hilo wameshindwa hata kumtafuna?!!
Huyo alitakiwa wamfiche kwanza wamguogeshe waandae mafuta wamtafune zamu zamu halafu wanamuacha

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Mshana Jr said:

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Hivi we Mshana Jr ndugu yangu ukitaka kumnasa mchawi kama huyu huwa mnatumiaga nyenzo gani...kuna kajirani kanaaumbua watu sana mtaani

cute b said:

Aseeee! Sasa alivyo chibonge anapaaje na ungo.
hazard cfc uje umuone Chi chibonge wako.

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Huo ungo unaweza beba hata tembo eti

Mwifwa said:

Daaahhhh, safari imebuma...

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Amekutana na bums akiwa kwenye mwendo kasi ajabu,

Mshana Jr said:

Ajali angani

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Amekutana na kizingiti mbabe mwenzake kamtia mtegoni

Hii ajali hakuna majeruhi hahahahah watu wanaanguka bado wazima uchawi banah

Dhana tatu:-

1. Huenda si mwanga / mchawi wala mganga, bali ni mshirikina tu aliyeenda kwa mganga.... Akaambiwa avae vile na zana zile afanye mambo fulani sehemu fulani muda fulani mambo yake yatafanikiwa.

2. Huenda ni namna tu ya mchungaji tapeli kupata wafuasi hivyo wametengeneza tukio...

3. Huenda ni mwanga kweli, lakini nachelea kusema hivi kwa sababu ya mavazi na hata huo ungo...

I bet its something to do with vinyamkera na vimizimu as far as mavazi as concerned.
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Miaka michache nyuma kuna mama mmoja alipata aibu kama hii mchana kweupeeee Mabibo Dar es Salaam!

Hakyanani waganga matapeli Mungu anawaona!

Mshana Jr said:

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Mleteni nibaki naye chumbani wawili tu nimuombee aache ulozi.