Let me post this play Entitled "The Coastarians Are Coming"
(On a windy Kitengela night the moon is shining and thedogs are barking intermittently. Wakilongo is having acute ASAS and decides to place a call to Msondaa, his Coastal contact on Matters ASAS)
Telephone: Ring! Ring! Ring!
Msondaa: Wakilongo long time how have you been?
Wakilongo: Yeah, I have been quiet, eating my things quietly. Free TV for the eyes and Kitengela food.
Msondaa: Eh, and what calls for this late night call?
Waki: Msondaa, ever since the jamaaz on the forum started talking about Digiturk FTA on 7E I have not been sleeping. Everytime I go to the roof but my signals have been weak and only manage BBC Ent etc but even thus, they are really Cracking.
Msondaa: Really? I have not tried mine here but will be climbing to the roof over the weekend to see if they can be caught.
Waki: But Soita tells me you costarians have a wonder LNB that is causing ripples in matters FTA.
Msondaa: You are right. The LNB is called Black Pro. It comes with its own feedhorn to be put on a 6Ft dish. Do you know a guy called Katiklo?
Waki: Yes.
Msondaa: He has fixed for 5 neighbours now. Their signal improved by 10 Percent. In fact if you use it on Nilesat you might not need the decoder. You just fix it on the TV.
Waki (Mesmerized ASAS Gangnam Style) Alaaa! I want that thing!Like now. Soita tells me it is 1,500.
Msondaa: Aha, Soita is in Bungoma, how can he know the price? It was 2k but now it is selling for 2,500/-
Waki: If it is the wonder LNB that you say it is, I can even buy it at 6k. My BBC Persia is stuck at 62% and it is the most strong signal. The rest llike BBC Ent are cracking a bit, but I manage 59% on a good clear night.
Msondaa: If you but this thing, your era for roof-climbing will be over.
Waki: So how much can I send?
Msondaa: Tuma 2,500 plus 3sock for transport charges then dont forget kuweka ya kutoa for MPESA.
Waki: Deal. I am sending right now ........Message on phone (ASASMSXTTTREYRFWASAS CONFIRMED Ksh 2,900 sent to Msondaa. Your Balance is now Ksh. 4.50)
Msonda: I have got the money, I will send you the items tomorrow........
(NEXT DAY AT 6PM)
Received a Whattsapp photo of the items. Msondaa is at the shop and has bough the items. A few minutes later, I receive a Whattsapp message of a Bus Ticket photo of Ksh. 200/- Coast Bus Mail delivery Service.
Msondaa: Waki you must add some transport fee coz I paid more that I had expected.
Waki: But I see the receipt has 200/- we had budgeted and sent 300/- transport?
Msondaa: Ah Bwana I had to bribe those guys coz they would have charged more!
Waki: How now? How much did you bribe them?
Msondaa: I had to give them 200/-
Waki: Now I owe you 100/-?
Msondaa: Ah, hata ya chai huwezi ongeza, Wewe Baluya mkono gamu sana!
Waki: Hehe. Nyumba ya Mumbi, you want to finish off a lunje-eh?
FOLLOWING MORNING 9AM, at Coast Bus station. Wakilongo, not having slept whole night has now received his goods and he is all siley!
He opens the courier box to reveal the LNB. He is stunned that the receipt of payment is missing. He places a phone call to Msondaa
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Msondaa: Umepata Mburungo?
Waki: Yeah looks light and very pocketeable.
Msondaa, go home in the evning and let me know the results.
Waki: (Disturbed) But how come you did not send the receipt of the goods together with the LNB?
Msondaa:What receipt?
Waki: I mean when you bought the LNB from the shop, there was no receipt?
Msondaa: Oh, that one, you see I had sent someone to buy so i need to check with him.
Waki: Okay check with him, I do not want the physical receipt, but you can just take a photo of the receipt then I can print it from this end. I like keeping records of the things I own, plus I might want to resell it if I find out it is not working.
Msondaa: I will organize the receipt later at lunch time.
(Lunch time came and passed)
Evening, Wakilongo back on the roof to test this wonder LNB. He replaces his dual Stargold LNB with this wonder LNB and notices that BBC Persia that was hitherto at 62% now drops to 52% No video. Panick. ASAS. Nyumba ya Mumbi strikes my Westgate again!
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Msondaa:
How is the wonder LNB?
Waki: Not working. It makes the Stargold Dual seem a Super Machine.
Msondaa: Maybe you are not connecting well.
Waki: My connections are perfect.
Msondaa: But people have lauded the Black Pro LNB, how can you be the only one to complain?
Wakilongo: I am not complaining, I am only saying that it is not working. If you can only send me the receipt copy, I can offload it to SAT 2 or even Soita and get my money back. So will you send me the receipt?
Msondaa: Yes I will send you the receipt.
2 Weeks later I was still waiting for the receipt. Now 2 Months later, the receipt is yet to arrive and my phones cannot be received and my messages cannot be answered by Msondaa. But on my own, I found out that the LNB has a street value of 1,500/-
**** Adapted from The ASAS of Wakilongo.
Now the forum members can judge for themselves if there is exploitation or not. To answer other questions:
a) Tell us which forum members have lost money to the 'coast cartel': I ONLY SPEAK ABOUT MYSELF I CANNOT SPEAK FOR ANYBODY ELSE BUT I KNOW 5 OF THEM
b) Tell us the amounts involved. FROM THE STORY THEY ARE MENTIONED
c) Tell us how the swindle was done. like in did someone recieve money and refuse to deliver or sell substandard goods. FROM THE STORY IT IS CLEAR
d) If he is going after one member, spare the rest all the drama and tell us the guilty party. MY ARTICLE WAS ABOUT COASTAL CARTELS AND DID NOT TARGET ANY SPECIFIC MEMBER EITHER ON THIS FORUM OR OUTSIDE.
In fact, my inbox is overflowing with congratulatory messages. Some have been swindled, and some are just happy that now they can bypass the cartel!
The Luhya have a saying that when you arrive home and you realize that youe eggs have been eaten up by one of your dogs, just gather them and raise your hand. The dog that takes off at great speed is the culprit. I just hope that this story will help someone out there.
Big up Guys
Wakilongo