aaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!! Hii ngoma inogileeeeeeee.....!!!!

[DavidHard]

BOY: Baibe, i know i did u wrong
but i just ask 4 ua forgiveness....
GAL:[message seen] 3minutes
ago.
BOY: Hunnie, pliz just forgive me...
am a human being and am not perfect neither are you...
GAL:[message seen] 2minutes
ago.
BOY: U remember insulting me the
other day? Did i not forgive u
swits? GAL:[message seen] 2minutes
ago.
BOY: Hunnie pliz, dont do this to
me ... i love u and i dont wanna luz
u....
GAL:[message seen] 3minutes ago.
BOY: Listen baibe, right now as i
am, i have just received my salary
and i have put aside ksh.3,500,000
just to go out with u, do some
shopping, go to a big hotel and just have a nice time to make it up
to you.... are u gonna join me
hun?
GAL: Woow! Thats awesome
hunnie, where should i find u
baibe? i cant wait to make up with u my love
BOY:[message seen]
just a minute ago.
GAL: Darling are u still there?
BOY:[message seen]
2minutes ago. GAL:Oooh dear! pliz dont do this
to me hun... i know u are still
there......
BOY:[message seen] 2minutes
ago... logging out.

 

[Baba V]

hapo mbwa kala mbwa

 

[Tuyuku]

nyambafu kweli huyo manzi

 

[jaluz]

Kweli mganga haagizi tembele! Heshima pesa shikamoo ni kelele tu!

 

[Otorong'ong'o]

Mtenda hutendwa..

 

[Punguli]

heheh, ataipenda!

 

[ndendi]

duh! kweli pesa inamtoa nyoka pangoni

 

[DavidHard]

enhee! weka kigingi niweke chuma!!!!

 

[Kasigila]

Gal:mi rafiki yake nimemshikia simu yeye ametoka
Boy:kwa hiyo umesikia yote niliyoandika

 

[ndupa]

piga chini.....delete file moja kwa zote!!!! mbambafu....

 

[Mshana Jr]

Tit for tat is a fair play

 

[Mkiliman]

jino kwa jino, kill flies on your face and be defaced.


Pesa ya kijani ni habari ya duniani.

 

[tallnoma]

jino kwa jino, kill flies on your face and be defaced.


Pesa ya kijani ni habari ya duniani.

mchawi mpe mtoto amlee!