A Wise kid... Heheheee. (Kumjibu huwezi)

utantambua said:

Hii hapa kwa hisani ya mkuu BushBaby<br />
<br />
<br />
A woman takes a lover home<br />
<br />
during the day while her husband is at work.<br />
<br />
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,<br />
<br />
sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.<br />
<br />
The woman's husband also comes home.<br />
<br />
She puts her lover in the closet,<br />
<br />
not realizing that the little boy<br />
<br />
is in there already.<br />
<br />
The little boy says, &quot;Dark in here.&quot;<br />
<br />
The man says, &quot;Yes, it is.&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;I have a baseball.&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;That's nice&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;Want to buy it?&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;No, thanks.&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;My Dad's out side.&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;OK, how much?&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;$250&quot;<br />
<br />
In the next few weeks,<br />
<br />
it happens again that<br />
<br />
the boy and the lover<br />
<br />
are in the closet together.<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;Dark in here.&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;Yes, it is.&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;I have a baseball glove.&quot;<br />
<br />
The lover, remembering the last time,<br />
<br />
asks the boy, &quot;How much?&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;$750&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;Sold.&quot;<br />
<br />
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,<br />
<br />
&quot;Grab your glove,<br />
<br />
let's go outside and<br />
<br />
have a game of catch.&quot;<br />
<br />
The boy says,<br />
<br />
&quot;I can't,<br />
<br />
I sold my baseball and my glove.&quot;<br />
<br />
The Dad asks,<br />
<br />
&quot;How much did you sell them for?&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;$1,000&quot;<br />
<br />
The Dad says,<br />
<br />
&quot;That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...<br />
<br />
that is way more than those two things cost.<br />
<br />
I'm taking you to church, to confession.&quot;<br />
<br />
They go to the church<br />
<br />
and the Dad makes the little boy<br />
<br />
sit in the confessional booth<br />
<br />
and closes the door.<br />
<br />
The boy says,<br />
<br />
&quot;Dark in here.&quot;<br />
<br />
The priest says,<br />
<br />
&quot;Don't start that shit again;<br />
<br />
you're in my closet now.&quot;

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Maayo said:

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Heheheee! Me kwa loudspeaker!

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