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A Mental Problem...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zayat, Feb 13, 2012.

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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    his is a "true story", which happened (and could happen)!

    The difference between CRAZY and STUPID

    One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to the Mental Hospital.
    He discovered that the truck had a flat Tyre, when he was about to go home.
    So, he jacked up the truck and took the flat Tyre out.
    When he was about to fix the spare Tyre, he accidentally dropped
    All the bolts into the deep drain close by.
    As he could not 'fish the bolts out', he started to panic.....

    One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
    Since the driver had nothing else to do anyway; he told the
    Patient the whole incident.
    The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple
    Problem... No wonder you were destined to be a truck driver" !
    "Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3
    Tyre and fix it onto this Tyre. Then drive to the nearest garage and
    Get the missing bolts replaced, easy as that"

    Though annoyed, on hearing this simple explanation, the driver
    Was very impressed and asked the patient :
    "Since you're so smart, why the heck are you here at the Mental Hospital" ?
    With a laugh, the patient replied: "Hello Mr, I stay here
    Because I'm CRAZY - not STUPID you idiot !"

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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    tehe, tehe, that is good. I have enjoyed alot this afternoon.
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    JACADUOGO2. JF-Expert Member

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    Tatizo ni kidhungu na ukayumba!
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    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !
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    nameless girl JF-Expert Member

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    I love this kwakweli