A letter to my future lover

[kaburungu]

Aisee tangu nimeanza soma huu uzi hakuna mahali nimejikuta nacheka kama hapa baada ya kusoma comment yako mkuu.

Ha ha hata mimi nimecheka sana long live Zero IQ

 

[Wood Stone]

Pole sana kama umri una determine standard zako. Cheap is cheap no matter what age.
Kwanza una stress. And believe me you're failing miserably trying to make me feel like a failure, which you are.
Endelea kubully watu in social media so as to make yourself feel better. Utafanyaje sasa?
Mtu mwenyewe maisha yako yanarevolve around sex,nothing else in that head.

Mpaka kufika hapa na kujitangaza, wewe ni cheap na hauna mvuto ndiyo maana umekuja JF tena kwa watu wenye ID fake maana huko mtaani ni kugumu. MAPENZI SIYO RAHISI KAMA VILE UNAVYOFIKIRIA YAANI UNAWEKA VIGEZO VYA SIFA ZA MALAIKA HALAFU UNASUBIRI UMPATE.
KIZURI CHA JIUZA, KIBAYA CHA JITEMBEZA. WANAWAKE WAZURI WAZURI WAMEOLEWA YAMEBAKI MANUNGAYEMBE YANAJITEMBEZA.

 

[Thatdumbgirl]

Mpaka kufika hapa na kujitangaza, wewe ni cheap na hauna mvuto ndiyo maana umekuja JF tena kwa watu wenye ID fake maana huko mtaani ni kugumu. MAPENZI SIYO RAHISI KAMA VILE UNAVYOFIKIRIA YAANI UNAWEKA VIGEZO VYA SIFA ZA MALAIKA HALAFU UNASUBIRI UMPATE.
KIZURI CHA JIUZA, KIBAYA CHA JITEMBEZA. WANAWAKE WAZURI WAZURI WAMEOLEWA YAMEBAKI MANUNGAYEMBE YANAJITEMBEZA.

Try harder.

 

[Khantwe]

Basi huna vigezo

Naanzaje kukiandika na kilinipita kushoto...

Nilikimbia Umande

 

[Wood Stone]

Try harder.

Ngoja nikuache na uzi wako. Nilitaka kukuona unafanana naje ukikasirika. Usinichukie bure kwasababu ya haya maneno niliyoyaandika. Nisamehe bure. Mwanamke mwema husamehe
All the best Thatdumbgirl

 

[kaburungu]

Kasie njoo my dear uone vigezo na masharti

 

[Thatdumbgirl]

What other conspiracy theory you believe ?
i do believe it was CIA who killed JFK..

It's not about believing really, I'm kind of skeptical too but not arrogant. I like listening to both sides of the story and kind of debate about it, choose what to believe from both sides. One-sided belief is basically closing the gate to more knowledge.

JKF is interesting Ventura's documentary about the assassin makes you think how on earth could they just lie about it? That dude had absolutely no sniper skills!

Whatever..

What about global warming conspiracy theories?

 

[Thatdumbgirl]

Ngoja nikuache na uzi wako. Nilitaka kukuona unafanana naje ukikasirika. Usinichukie bure kwasababu ya haya maneno niliyoyaandika. Nisamehe bure. Mwanamke mwema husamehe
All the best Thatdumbgirl

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Maisha ni tofauti na vile unavyofikiria hasa kwenye suala la mapenzi ndiyo maana hakuna mahakama ya mapenzi. Ukiona mtu anatafuta mapenzi mpaka anajitangaza kwenye mitandao huyo ameshindwa mapenzi sababu mapenzi hutokea yenyewe kwa mtoto wa kike sababu yeye ndiye anatafutwa na kutongozwa. Anachokifanya hapa anajipiga mnada na mwanamke mzuri hugombaniwa. Hapo alipo ni bikira? kama siyo bikira aliyemtoa yupo wapi?, aliyekutana naye baada ya bikira kutolewa yupo wapi? Hili la Kutolewa bikira, anaweza asione siyo issue lakini maanguko huanzia hapa kwasababu alipaswa mumeo wa ndoa ndiye angemtoa bikira. Mpaka kufika hapa ujue kwashindwa huko mtaani, na sasa amekuja kwenye ulimwengu wa KUBAHATISHA. Angekuwa hajashindwa angekuwa na mchumba tayari. Tatizo hawa dada zetu vigezo vingi kama tangazo la ajira. Kadri unavyozidi kulala na wanawaume wengi ndivyo na thamani yake inazidi kupungua. Anaweza kukutana naye lakini ukumbuke na yeye atakuwa na vigezo vyake. Je, na yeye atakuwa amekidhi vigezo vya huyu anayemtaka? mwisho wa siku kila mtu anashika 50 zake. MAPENZI YAACHE KAMA YALIVYO, UNAWEZA KUJIKUTA UNATAFUTA MTOTO ULEE MWENYEWE
MAPENZI NI ZAIDI YA VILE UFIKIRIAVYO. UNATAKA HIKI KINAKUJA KILE AMBACHO HUKITAKI. KWENYE MAPENZI USITAFUTE MTU ALIYEKAMILIKA KAMA UNAVYOWAZA SABABU UNAWEZA UKAKUTA HAKIPO. UKIMPATA MTU ANAVIGEZO VIGEZO 2 KATI YA 10. BEBA HAYO MENGINE UTAYATENGENEZA BAADAE.

Sikiliza nikuambie kitu Jomba....

Haijalishi sio bikra..haijalishi ni kazaa au lah..haijalishi katembea na wanaume mia au lah..


Haya yote hayamfanyi yeye kujihisi wachini sana kiasi kwamba sasa, kinachokuja mbele yake ni twende.

Huyu ni binti mdogo sana, 23 yrs.. Katika hayo mabaya unayoyahisia kwake, ukianza kuyanyumbua moja moja kulingana na umri wake huwezi yalinganisha na mwanamke ambaye yupo 33+ ...


Muache afanye maamuzi yake ,kwasababu machaguzi ni nafasi pekee alipewa mwanadamu.




,WEWE MPAKA UMEFIKA UMRI WAKO..UMETEMBEA NA WANAWAKE WANGAPI?????? JE IYO IMEKUFANYA UPOTEZE NAFASI YAKO YA MACHAGUZI?????


basi kama jibu ni Hapana...Mshauri mtu sawasawa na ambavyo wewe ungefanya.

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Basi huna vigezo

nimekuja gundua baada ya kutafasiriwa aka kauzi, kumbe sina kigezo cha kizungu

 

[Khantwe]

nimekuja gundua baada ya kutafasiriwa aka kauzi, kumbe sina kigezo cha kizungu

Pole umekosa mke

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Pole umekosa mke

Kwakweli namke nmekosa

Ngoja nitaanza luti za kwa Simba mbobezi wa kizungu ,japo nijue cha kuombea mchezo

 

[Aladeen04]

Nina kigezo cha kumiliki shahada tu tena ya open university.

 

[The Boss]

It's not about believing really, I'm kind of skeptical too but not arrogant. I like listening to both sides of the story and kind of debate about it, choose what to believe from both sides. One-sided belief is basically closing the gate to more knowledge.

JKF is interesting Ventura's documentary about the assassin makes you think how on earth could they just lie about it? That dude had absolutely no sniper skills!

Whatever..

What about global warming conspiracy theories?

What about global warming?that its not real? its inevitable?
i believe its real...
what do conspiracy theorists say?

 

[Below 40]

Mnakwama wapi? Siku hizi wanawake ndo mmekua mnaongoza kwa matangazo ya kutafuta wapenzi

 

[Thatdumbgirl]

What about global warming?that its not real? its inevitable?
i believe its real...
what do conspiracy theorists say?

Alot, try to research about it.

 

[heartbeats]

Yo' ar too much ok unayo cT scan ya kumpimia uyo mtu kujua uhakika wa yote uliyomention apo

 

[MLEVi Mmoja]

Well I'm noti intelestedi in ur whole siredii but I'm curious abauti ze part yu say why cannabis also known as jani shouldn't be legalised? Wat is ur opinion about zat?

Well for me Weed is less harmful than legal drugs like alcohol or tobacco, so keeping it banned is pure hypocrisy. In fact, cannabis has proven health benefits, from treating glaucoma to preventing epilepsy or easing the symptoms of multiple sclerosis. There are no health grounds to keep it illegal, it’s purely a cultural hangover

Zat wai I hate humans wamejaa unafki zat wai I lovu pombe

 

[minogaza]

Everyone has their standards, If you think mine are high and unreal then pursue what you can afford. Over and out.

Sisi std 7 tunakoment wapi sasa

 

[MLEVi Mmoja]

Real love is not about holding out for the perfect person or finding someone who meets all the criteria on your list.

Real love is about finding an imperfect person and building a messy, beautiful love.

We all want something that is better than the broken relationships we had before. We all want to be with a person who won’t hurt us, who will make us forget our pasts, who will give themselves to us and not hold back.

We all want the kind of love we see in the movies—two hearts entwined for better or for worse. We want to believe that perfect exists and that we’ll find it.

But the truth is, real love is filled with chaos. It’s filled with frustrations and let-downs, arguments and compromises, annoyances and misunderstandings.but worth suffering for and you will enjoy it

.that why I miss her ..I know you are getting tired waiting for me in heaven I'll be there soon miss sunshine.. Tuachane na hayo

But haikuzuii wewe kuwa na choices na criteria zako but choose wisely usisikilize mabezo ya watu kuhusu kuchagua Sana Fanya vle moyo unapenda ishi na mtu ulirizika nae bora kuwa single kuliko mtu asie sahihi


Mimi ningekuwa naskiliza maneno ya watu si ningeachana na mpenzi wangu pombe
I love you konyagi