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[Viol]

[h=6]A guy in a hurry entered the ladies toilet instead of the men's toilet in a hotel. He sat down and noticed four buttons with the following inscription on them: WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed the WW button and his buttocks was gentle sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much what a nice feeling! He then press the WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried his buttocks, still loving it. He pressed the PP button and POWDER PUFF rubbed on his ass to make him smell fresh, he felt pampered, he decide to press the last button to have the best feeling of his life APR button. He later woke up in a hospital, a nurse smiled and asked Sir did u press the APR button? He replied Yes! Hmmmm I'm sorry APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls . Your balls are in this jar right beside you.[/h]

 

[Viol]

[h=6]A pastor was packing his belongings leaving
Kano 4 lagos because of Boko Haram
atrocities.
One of his members saw him and asked him:
"But Pastor the Bible says 'no weapon
fashioned against us shall prosper'".
The pastor replied: "Brother the Bible also
says 'go into the world and preach the
gospel' not only in Kano or Kaduna but also in
Lagos."[/h]

 

[Mtanzanika]

hahahaa!!!!
That's a pastor....knows how to read and construe the Bible!!!

Jomba kweli kaingia choo cha kike!

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Teh teh teh!!!!!!
Umeua mkuu!!!!

 

[Wilbert1974]

Ooooh! Hapo DICK si ndo amekufa kabisa jamani.:flypig: