16 Texts Every Man Wishes His Woman Would Send Him

[Espy_]

Yeah tunatuma hizo msg sana tu, ila sio kwa kila utakayekuwa nae, unapokuwa na yule mtu ambae ni soooo special yaani unajikuta tuuu unazituma tuu hizo na zaidi, yaani unajikuta tu ukizituma, that person ambae ukimuwaza tu unajikuta ukismile.
I love you baby.

Ila sio wote, mingine hata moja hapo hayastahili kutumiwa.

 

[Espy_]

Am playing solo...

Teh teh teh, i like that.

 

[Savimbi Jr]

It's a hardknock life, I understand. But why you mad at everybody tho?

ain't mad atcha ma nigga or anybody else,it is my 'vice and 'pinion.

 

[Savimbi Jr]

Typo=type, Stupid questions make sense than stupid mistakes, Kwanini ujijitetee ili uendelee kukosea ili tusikukosoe eti tuendeleze U great thinker.

Unajifanya mjuaji sana kumbe ni Bogus,yaani umeshindwa kuelewa neno "Typo" Aiseee unakosoa kosoa watu kwenye uandishi wakati mwenyewe ni pure div 5....Dogo hii number nyingine utaumia ,unaitwa na house girl wenu ukanywe chai.

 

[Heaven Sent]

Yeah tunatuma hizo msg sana tu, ila sio kwa kila utakayekuwa nae, unapokuwa na yule mtu ambae ni soooo special yaani unajikuta tuuu unazituma tuu hizo na zaidi, yaani unajikuta tu ukizituma, that person ambae ukimuwaza tu unajikuta ukismile.
I love you baby.

Ila sio wote, mingine hata moja hapo hayastahili kutumiwa.

Wacha weee, chezea kupenda unapopendwa.

Huwa napenda hako kamoment unakaa tu unamuwaza tu mtu afu unaishia kusmile. Au the moment unaona call or text yake uuuuuuh [emoji132] [emoji132] [emoji132]

 

[Roger Sterling]

ain't mad atcha ma nigga or anybody else,it is my 'vice and 'pinion.

No, we ain't niggas. And why you on that retard tone man, thought you said you was a grown up, no?

 

[Roger Sterling]

Am playing solo...

You play with yourself?

 

[Ground 00]

You play with yourself?

Solo guitar...

 

[Savimbi Jr]

Mnakuaga na viherehere mnooo mtu akitoa post yake hauko interested chapa lapa sio unajifanya kutoa ushauri na vipimo hapa mara awe site we unambwela hapa MMU hapa ni site, kiazi wewe changanya makalio uishie....stress zako peleka chooni

Huna Tofauti kiakili na Le Mutuz umri Mkubwa akili za kitoto,nimetoa comment yangu ipo General sijamlenga mtu yeyote nashangaa wewe na vidudu vimekunyevua kwenye mtera wako umeanza kunivaa Mimi,kwenda zako sichukui machangu niliacha kitambo tangia kill time ipo 2004.Huu mziki mzito kenge wewe utaomba poo mwenyewe kwa mods.

 

[Roger Sterling]

Solo guitar...

Solo guitar and wetness?..I'm not following.

 

[Espy_]

Wacha weee, chezea kupenda unapopendwa.

Huwa napenda hako kamoment unakaa tu unamuwaza tu mtu afu unaishia kusmile. Au the moment unaona call or text yake uuuuuuh [emoji132] [emoji132] [emoji132]

Yaani acha tu, ni raha iso kifani, unajihisi dunia nyingine kabisaaaa, daaah mapenzi matamu ukipenda unapopendwa.

 

[Ground 00]

Solo guitar and wetness?..I'm not following.

Paulo bana...stop follow follow basi. Naona aibu

 

[Espy_]

No, we ain't niggas. And why you on that retard tone man, thought you said you was a grown up, no?

Duuuh jf ina viumbe acha tu!! Kazi kuharibu nyuzi za watu tu, kauzi katamu ghafla ruba kavamia, mweeeeeh!

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Huna Tofauti kiakili na Le Mutuz umri Mkubwa akili za kitoto,nimetoa comment yangu ipo General sijamlenga mtu yeyote nashangaa wewe na vidudu vimekunyevua kwenye mtera wako umeanza kunivaa Mimi,kwenda zako sichukui machangu niliacha kitambo tangia kill time ipo 2004.Huu mziki mzito kenge wewe utaomba poo mwenyewe kwa mods.

Ngoja nkuache tu shoga kidawa endelea kutingisha kalio hapa kwenye site yako chanika ya MMU

 

[Swadataa]

Men love to eat, du kweli mianaume tunakula balaa.

 

[Savimbi Jr]

Ngoja nkuache tu shoga kidawa endelea kutingisha kalio hapa kwenye site yako chanika ya MMU

Haya Bibi Bomba Endelea kuwinda Marioo wasiojitambua hapa MMU,ngoja niwashe mchuma niende site kuangalia Mafundi.

 

[Roger Sterling]

Duuuh jf ina viumbe acha tu!! Kazi kuharibu nyuzi za watu tu, kauzi katamu ghafla ruba kavamia, mweeeeeh!

Haha. Wako kila mahali mbona.

 

[feitty]

Kwendraaa qmamae unang'aa sharubu hapa afu wajitia una majukumu, umepewa mwaliko mwende jukwaa la majukumu huku mtoke hapa.... Bibi nmekuzalia shangazi ako mfyuuu

Kumbe wewe mkali ukichokozwa.Aisee nimechekaaa mpaka bas

 

[RRONDO]

Yeah tunatuma hizo msg sana tu, ila sio kwa kila utakayekuwa nae, unapokuwa na yule mtu ambae ni soooo special yaani unajikuta tuuu unazituma tuu hizo na zaidi, yaani unajikuta tu ukizituma, that person ambae ukimuwaza tu unajikuta ukismile.
I love you baby.

Ila sio wote, mingine hata moja hapo hayastahili kutumiwa.

Yaani acha tu, ni raha iso kifani, unajihisi dunia nyingine kabisaaaa, daaah mapenzi matamu ukipenda unapopendwa.

Huyo atakuwa anatoa hela nyingi tu hamna namna!

 

[Espy_]

Huyo atakuwa anatoa hela nyingi tu hamna namna!

Hahahaaaaa! Unaweza kuta mie ndio natoa ati! Wonders never seize ujue, chezea kukamatika!