16 Texts Every Man Wishes His Woman Would Send Him

[Roger Sterling]

Kuna wenye zote hizo??..Hii dunia inabidi nihame aisee kama ndo hivyo

Mwenyewe aliyeandika hii ni mwanamama. So yeah, wapo bro.

 

[Kaboom]

Daah pole daddy angu, kweli yule tapeli alikuwa anakudhulumu mahaba. Sema tu ndo vile wewe mzee wangu, Ningekupa kisample kidogo amazing ila kigazeti kama kawaida lol. Akija ma mdogo mpya ntamtrain mapema akupe raha za duniani bana

Thanks Douta...Yule tapeli kanifanya nipitwe na mengi aisee...Ma mdogo wako akije ntampitisha kwako umpe vioni

 

[Kaboom]

Mwenyewe aliyeandika hii ni mwanamama. So yeah, wapo bro.

Poa bro..Kuna watu wanajua kupenzisha aisee

 

[Heaven Sent]

Thanks Douta...Yule tapeli kanifanya nipitwe na mengi aisee...Ma mdogo wako akije ntampitisha kwako umpe vioni

Usijali mzee wangu, meanwhile ntakuwa nakuandikia vile vya papa-dota, of coz nina kila sababu ya kukuappreciate daddy angu.

 

[Kaboom]

Usijali mzee wangu, meanwhile ntakuwa nakuandikia vile vya papa-dota, of coz nina kila sababu ya kukuappreciate daddy angu.

Najivunia kuwa na mtt kama ww..btw vyote hivyo wavifanya??

 

[Heaven Sent]

Najivunia kuwa na mtt kama ww..btw vyote hivyo wavifanya??

Daddy u know how much I like writing eeh, so that's not a big deal to me.

 

[Kaboom]

Daddy u know how much I like writing eeh, so that's not a big deal to me.

Basi sawa..Uwe unanikumbuka Daddy ako

 

[Kambaku]

Ntumie credit nkutumie msg teh

Haya 'ntumie' namba yako nkutumie

 

[TEGETA KIBAONI]

Haliwazalo Mjinga ndio linalomtokoea Hongera Sana kwa kukalia mijiti...Nadhani Mijiti ndio inayokuweka mjini.

Haliwazalo= aliwazalo

 

[Savimbi Jr]

Haliwazalo= aliwazalo

Ukiona mtu anaangalia typo kwenye hoja basi ujue umegonga ikulu,kukosea au kuchanganya h na a au l na r ni kawaida,tukianza kuchunguzana kwenye uandishi hatutofika na tutaharibu maana nzima ya u-great thinker.

You need a steering wheel the way you ridding my d!(k bway....Go getta.

 

[Roger Sterling]

Ukiona mtu anaangalia typo kwenye hoja basi ujue umegonga ikulu,kukosea au kuchanganya h na a au l na r ni kawaida,tukianza kuchunguzana kwenye uandishi hatutofika na tutaharibu maana nzima ya u-great thinker.

You need a steering wheel the way you ridding my d!(k bway....Go getta.

It's a hardknock life, I understand. But why you mad at everybody tho?

 

[SNAP J]

Wanawake wengi wa bongo wanachokijua ni kulalamika nakupiga mizinga.

 

[BEHOLD]

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BY DAYAN MASINDE

1. ?You are looking good today?
Yes lady, men need compliments too.

2. ?Yesterday was amazing?
Tell him how much you enjoyed spending time with him yesterday. If you two made love, tell your husband how great he was in bed last night. It boosts his ego.

3. ?I am blessed to have you?
Show him you appreciate how fortunate you are to have him. It makes him feel valued.

4. ?Please pray for me?
This shows you need him and his prayers. Involving God in your love shows how serious and sacred your love is.

5. ?What do I cook for you tonight??
Men love to eat. That you would ask him what he wants, makes him excited.

6. ?I love you?
No matter how macho men try to be, they love being told this by the woman they love.

7. ?Can I take you out??
Surprise him. Treat him. A Queen can also plan a date for her King. Men love women who take charge sometimes. It?s not every time things should be left to him.

8. ?I am so wet?
Men love it when the woman they are faithful to reveals she is sexually aroused. Lady, show him that when you think of sex you think of him and are not shy about it. A man who loves you enjoys receiving breaking news of your sexuality.

9. ?Thank you for the phone call?
The moment after he gives you a phone call that makes you laugh, smile or shows care; send him a text that demonstrates your gratitude.

10. ?I will be late, I?ll make it up to you?
Women tend to delay when going on a date or event. Don?t keep him waiting and expect him to understand because he is your man. Inform him you will be late.

11. ?I am wearing your favorite underwear?
Tell him when you are wearing his favorite underwear, that black thong that he likes, that bra he likes to unstrap. Let him know when you are not wearing any underwear, no bra, when your nipples get hard. This playful and intimate info makes his blood run.

12. ?Are you OK??
Many women want the man to care and ask how she is but don?t do the same for the man. Find out how your man is, how his day has gone. Many men are stressed in need of their woman/wife to show concern. So many men have issues and need a safe place to vent.

13. ?You are a good man?
In a world where women talk badly about men and have given up on men, this is the greatest compliment. If you have a good man, appreciate him. Him being a good man doesn?t mean he is perfect, but the more you praise him, the better he will become, and the more effort he will put.

14. ?I can?t wait for us to leave this place and be alone with you?
When you are both in the same venue full of people, send him this text. He will read it, smile, look at you and your eyes meet with intense passion. Show him you look forward to private moments with him.

15. ?God bless your day, you are blessed?
As his woman/wife, even without him asking; bless his day. Send him a message when he is at work; blessing him, calling him blessed. Your words are powerful and shape him.

16. ?You are an amazing father?
He is there, doing the best he can for your child/children; thank him and constantly recognize his greatness, and greatness will never leave him.

Embu ziandike kwa kiswahili mkuu!

 

[scot]

Mmmmmmmh

 

[TEGETA KIBAONI]

Ukiona mtu anaangalia typo kwenye hoja basi ujue umegonga ikulu,kukosea au kuchanganya h na a au l na r ni kawaida,tukianza kuchunguzana kwenye uandishi hatutofika na tutaharibu maana nzima ya u-great thinker.

You need a steering wheel the way you ridding my d!(k bway....Go getta.

Typo=type, Stupid questions make sense than stupid mistakes, Kwanini ujijitetee ili uendelee kukosea ili tusikukosoe eti tuendeleze U great thinker.

 

[contagious]

Hayo mambo hayana kuwa bize wala nini, tatizo mnaoa ili mfuliwe nguo, kupikiwa chakula, lakini mngepedwa hayo maneno hayana umri wala majukumu.

 

[Bavaria]

Wengine hawana hobby ya kuchat, unatuma sms leo inajibiwa baada ya wiki.

 

[Mnyabwilo]

Kiukweli mimi mvivu wa kuchat tena kwenye mahusiano inakuwa tabu....siku za mwanzoni naweza kujitahidi lakini siku zinavyozid kwenda ndio nazid kupoteza hali...hayo mambo ya kuchat yana mazoea

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Lazima uumie kwasababu nimewastua manyumbu wa mapenzi wa hapa JF wasiwaze ngono,maana soko litapungua humu JF,pole sana Bibi bomba.

Single Bibi mna shida sana ma stress kibao,mtapata soko la vitoto vidogo hivyi vyenye balehe mvibemende Ila wenye akili kubwa hampati,endelea kushabikia ngono utaokota kina nuhu mziwanda humu JF.

Mnakuaga na viherehere mnooo mtu akitoa post yake hauko interested chapa lapa sio unajifanya kutoa ushauri na vipimo hapa mara awe site we unambwela hapa MMU hapa ni site, kiazi wewe changanya makalio uishie....stress zako peleka chooni

 

[Ground 00]

tatty can I come over ??

Am playing solo...