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    Ameacha kutoa pesa ya matunzo kwa mtoto baada ya ku-hack simu yangu na kukuta chatting WhatsApp za HR wangu

    ...mentally challenged, if you know what I mean
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    Dkt. Philip Mpango: Narudi kuchapa kazi, Mungu amenivusha. Leo siku ya 3 sijatumia mtungi wa Oxygen

    Mbona bado mgonjwa?? Tens sana tu! Iko wazi kwamba hao walioko pembeni yake wako hatarini, maana anakohoa tu uncontrollably!! hivi sisi huwa tunatumia nini kufirikiri?? hata tu mask ,, kama act of kindness (kulinda wengine)?? politics, na uchoyo!
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    Waumini wa FGBF wampa zawadi ya nyumba Askofu Kakobe na Mkewe

    Kajijngea mwenyewe then kazuga wampe kama zawadi,, ili wakina sisi tisipige kelele kwamba katumia fedha za waumini. Mjini mipango, ngoja nikanunue mihogo nipate chai ili nitunze pesa ya sadaka jpili
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    This is how the Democrats stole the American Election

    Trump is just dumb, and so are trumpists. Keep falling for conspiracies,, just know that its true people voted him out, fact.
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    Zijue athari za kioo kiroho

    Hakuna kitu hapo, Hata bia ukiingalia kwa muda mrefu bila kupepesa macho hubadilika,, just an illusion. Your mind playing tricks on you,, Hakuna magic Wala muujiza hapo.
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    Alinitukana mbele ya rafiki zangu, leo anakuja eti nimpe adhabu yaishe

    omele, kamongo asinda nyama tuluu,, Safi Sana jaluo. asila awezi isa hifo
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    Nashangaa sana wanaopenda makalio makubwa

    Ukiwa na ki-baby walker it's only fair that you hate mwenye ford ranger, comes naturally,, sanasana kama there is no way wewe kupata hyo ranger kamwe
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    Kijana ajiandikia R.I.P kabla ya kujiua

    Anapatikana wapi mkuu?
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    Najikuta kadri siku zinavyokwenda natamani sana Pombe (kulewa). Nifanyeje ili kuondokana na hiyo tamaa?

    1. alcohol is the enemy of man, BUT, a man who runs from his enemies is a coward. Lakini Hata maandiko yanaagiza uwapende adui zako Kama nafasi yako, so penda pombe kijana, ni amri
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    Weka neno gumu lolote la kingereza nikwambie maana yake

    phallus
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    Usichukulie poa, nyumba ni choo

    Yani nimeangalia post by post, picha kwa picha.. Duh! Huu uchu utanimaliza kwakweli
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    Napata maumivu makali kiunoni kushuka chini wakati wa usiku

    Nenda hospitali mkuu, unafanya masihara na kende zako??
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    Mrejesho: Nimekuta vitu vya mwanaume chumbani kwa mpenzi wangu

    Kama mpaka sasa hujamwambia basi huna pafu LA kumuacha. The truth will set you free
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    Demu akikuuliza utanilipa ngapi huwa unaanzia kiasi gani?

    Bei elekezi, aka pesa ya chama
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    A letter to my future lover

    don't know why they always have to be dumb when thick 🤔. Only 23,, you will come of age, eventually!!
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    Je, unahisi kwanini unaendelea kuteseka juu ya Ex wako?

    The past is what it is,, the past to be exact. What matters is now, kama hakukuzaa hana dhamana ya kuku-hold hostage, move past it. "yesterday just died, tomorrow never cried, and actually today is smiling!! " just days of our lives, Pamoja!
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    A letter to my future lover

    Fortunately that makes two of us!! Would still hit it though, that's just me. in other news today is Wednesday
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    A letter to my future lover

    condescending as you may sound I actually like your cockiness!! it's a bit strange that after all the criteria and specifications you thoroughly explained, you would be OK with an open relationship. To me that is a red flag, a sign of desperation,,, at 23!! would love to hit it though, and...
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    Mke wangu mrembo ananichanganya akili. Naombeni ushauri ulio rafiki !

    Na mwana hakuvunga kaunga, kachukua namba kabonga, hakukaacha salama kabonda, akabonda kwa chini kanyunda, ...asa sijui nikagongee nyagi, ama nikagongee veve, sijui nikagongee banana, au nikagongee yokozuna!!
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    Sijawai kujihusisha na mapenzi, haya ndio matatizo ninayopata sasa

    Duh, acha tu wanyama tuendelee kupiga pisi!!
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