we unasema nini kuhusu this
one...
White Gold Mercedes Benz.
an Abu Dhabi billionaire is the
proud owner of a Mercedes
V10 Quad Turbo sports job that
has a body made of white
gold! Not gold paint, but gold
alloy sheet metal.
The specially made car features
a newly developed V10 quad...
In India if anytime you are
worried if the medicine is not
just fake or counterfeit, You can
send a 10 digit code as SMS to
9901099010 and you will get a
reply back if the drug was
authentic.
Whenever a unit of medicine is
produced at the factory, it is
labeled with a unique code. When...
10 things a girl probably doesn't
know about
a guy :
1. Guys are more emotional then
they think,
if they loved them truly.
2. Guys may be flirting around all
day but
before they go to sleep, they
always think
about the girl they truly care
about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her...
A little boy was doing his maths
homework & saying: 2+5, the son
of a bitch is 7. 3+6, the son of a
bitch is 9
His Mom: What are you doing?
Boy: I'm doing maths homework
Mom: this is how your teacher
taught you?
Boy: Yes
Infuriated, Mom asked the
teacher the next day- 'What are
you...
An illiterate father with his
educated son
went on a camping trip..
They set up their tent & fell
asleep.
Some hours later, Father wakes
his son &
asks: Look up to the sky & tell me
what you
see?
Son: I see millions of stars.
Father: And what does that tell
you?
Son: Astronomically...
There was a party that many rich
people
attended. The host had recently
built a tank with
many alligators, paranas, and
many other things
that could kill you. The host said
that if anyone
could swim across the tank, he
would, to the best
of his ability, grant them 3
wishes.
Well...
jaman unajua kama ulikuwa au unaangalia bunge sasa hv,utacheka 2,lugha ni ngumu mpaka kwenye mackio inawasha...the the to to dah zmejaa kwa baadhi ya wabunge mpaka nomer.
There was big news in Heaven.
Micheal ran to Heaven's gate and
said "Whitney what are you
doing here?" and she said "I came
to sing a duet with you",
Aaliyah said "I wanna be in it
too". Marvin, Teddy and James
asked if they could step up to the
mic.
Tupac said "I'll throw a rap verse...
Family Problems
Two men, one American and an
Indian were sitting in a bar
drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the
American, "You know my parents
are forcing me to get married to
this so called homely girl from a
village whom I haven't even met
once." We call this arranged...
unasema mmasai n jasiri kwa kukutana na simba bt huyu jamaa n more than jasili kukutana na kumpga pcha nyoka aina ya anaconder underwater..read this artcle n angalia atach.
###################
This is a picture taken by an avid
diver who loves diving in his DUI
drysuits! He sent a picture of...
Atttention VEGETARIANS...!!
Dear Plant Eaters....!!!
Chicken never gave us oxygen..
Chicken never gave us shade ..
Loss of chicken never caused
Global Warming ...
Thn y eat the good plants and
trees ...???
Eat Chicken, GO GREEN ....!!!
A nude guy was sunbathing at
the beach. a little girl comes to
him, he covers his private parts
with a newspaper.
The little girl says, 'Whats under
there?'
So the man answers , 'A bird'
The girl goes away & the man
falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he is in a
hospital & is in great...
ivi unajua sim card yako inajina kwenye mtandao wa facebook...ukitaka kuakikisha fuata steps hizi
1st step:katika namba yako ya simu mfano 0546 213488 chukua tarakimu 3 za mwisho,mfano katika namba hyo ya juu ni 488.
2nd step:andika neno hili kama lilivyo na namba hzo tatu @*[488:0]
3rd...
JamiiForums uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.