mimi ni kijana mwenye umri wa miaka 28,ni mwenyeji wa Tanga ninafanya kazi ya kuajiriwa ninahitaji mchumba ambaye atakuja kuwa mke, sifa zake:_
i) umri miaka 20-30
ii)rangi yoyote isiwe
artificial.
iii)elimu isiwe chini ya f4
iv)awe hajazaa.
v)anaeamini kama
kama mungu yupo...
chizi mmoja alikuwa amekaa ufukukweni mwa bahari akiwaza ,jamaa mmoja akamuuliza unawaza nini?chizi akamjibu nawaza kama haya maji ya bahari yangekuwa supu sijui ningeinywa na chapati ngapi?
kuna familia moja ilivamiwa na majambazi,kabla ya kuiba hayo majambazi yakapanga kuwaua wote, ila kabla ya kuwaua majambazi hayo yaliamua kuwauliza majina yao kwanza.
Jambazi:we mwanamke unaitwa nani?
Mwanamke:mimi naitwa elizabeth
Jambazi:wewe umesalimika maana jina lako ni kama la mama...
A husband asked his wife, do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means that.
W=without
I=information
F=fighting
E=every time.
Wife says no, it means
W=with
I=idiot
F=for
E=ever
Who iz correct
jaman kuna msichana m1 ninampenda sana, nilivyokutana nae kwa mara ya kwanza nilijua yeye ndiye atakuwa my wife tatizo siku ya kwanza kwenda kuchakachua niliyoyakuta huko noma unaambiwa kinu kina maji kibao nikitwanga maji yanaruka mpaka usoni, kumpenda nampenda ila mh! nikifikiria uwanjani...
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