JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
An Elder was asked to preach in church for a Sunday Service.
His sermon was as follows:
Dear Brothers and Sisters!!!!! Today I want to talk about
a piece of
meat.
THAT PIECE OF MEAT...
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Huku kwetu hasa shuleni ni jambo la kawaida mtu kupandisha mashetani au kuanguka kwa mashetani hasa wadada, je uko kwa wazungu nao wanapandishaga au?
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Madame B, hata haka kautepe ka BRONZE jamani kanakushinda....!
Jina kuubwa, lakini unatuangusha bana, hebu sema na shemeji akuondolee hii aibu....... LOL
Copy to: Paloma, amu, Asprin, na...
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Ndugu mwenyekiti wa chama cha punyeto Tanzania [CHAPUTA], Makamu mwenyekiti CHAPUTA, Katibu mkuu CHAPUTA, Viongozi mbalimbali pamoja na wanachama wa CHAPUTA, Mimi Shadow7 nikiwa na akili zangu...
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Nani mkali kati ya hawa.
1-abbah
2-s2kizzy
3-mesen selecta
4-raizer
5-mr t-touch
6-kimambo
7-yogo
me namkubali namba 1"abbah''
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Nilikutana nae mtandaoni si nikajipinda kuomba picha nikijua naopoa pisi kali kumbe pisi kombe!.. na hii ndo picha yake
Baada ya kuiona sikujibu chochote zaidi ya kumuwekea haka ka video
Tuwe...
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Hivi kwann mademu wakali siku hizi ni ngumu Sana kuwapata kwa baadhi ya sisi vijana tusio na hela, nimekuwa nikisoma nyuzi za member mmoja wa humu anajiita Zero IQ, Huyu jamaa anasemaga anawala...
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Huyu ndio mlevi
1: Akipata kazi ANALEWA
2: Akifukuzwa kazi ANALEWA
3: Akioa ANALEWA
4: Akiachika ANALEWA
5: Akifurahi ANALEWA
6: Akichukia ANALEWA
7: Akipandishwa cheo ANALEWA
8...
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Hii kusema kwamba mke mwema anatoka kwa MUNGU naikataa kwa kweli kwa sababu hao wanawake wema Duniani hapa nahisi wamebakia wachache mno.
Sasa cha msingi bora tu ukiona umechoka kulala peke yako...
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Hakuna bia nilikua napenda kama castle milk 6.0 vol, nakumbuka 2015 nilikua napiga mwisho 3 hapo lazma nizimie kitandani.
Siku hizi naoana zimerudi zikiwa maji kabisa,bora Guinness mls 300 unywe...
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Huu ni uzi maalumu kwajili ya kupeana directions mbalimbali za sehemu tunapoenda ili kuepusha usumbufu unaoweza kuepukika au kupelekea mgeni kupotea kabisa.
Naamini JF ina members kutoka pande...
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Tuseme hata usiku ukiwa macho Jambo lipo ambalo linakusumbua Sana akili katika aspects mbalimbali na unaliwaza Sana
Mimi katika Mambo ya mahusiano nawazaga Sana kuhusu mchumba wangu flani ninataka...
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Jamani mie naacha kuajiriwa naenda kupiga boda boda ushauri wenu jama pikipiki ni yangu.
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Tambua Dalili za kujinyonga
Police Tabora yatangaza kuwasaka wanaotegemea kujinyonga. Zifuatazo ni baadhi ya viashiria vya anayetaka kujinyonga
1. Kuzungumza kuhusu kujinyonga
2. Kujitengatenga...
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Maisha yana matukio mengi ambayo yana muunganiko wa moja kwa moja kwenye hisia zetu, hivyo unapoyakumbuka unaweza patwa na hisia ya huzuni au furaha.
Hivyo leo tukumbuke matukio ambayo tuliwahi...
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Wilayani kwetu (Mbarali-Mbeya) tuna kula mboga za majani zenye majina yafuatayo:
1.Nyanganji
2.Nyaheji
3.Nyundurwa
4.Fwiwi
5.Nyamabomba
6.Nyakunde
7.Nyalande.
8.Nyamadela.
9.Magulumelu
10.Nyasandwa
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Siku moja jamaa mmoja alienda kununua viagra( dawa za kuongeza nguvu za kiumea) kwenye duka fulani la madawa, bac kulikuwa na docta pale akampa dawa flani na akamwambia ile dawa angeweza hata...
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Habari yako mwana JF
Leo nimekuja na uzi wa kujadili "hasara na faida za marafiki katika mafanikio yetu". Kama tunavyoelewa watu ambao tunakaa nao kwa muda mrefu ni marafiki zetu, je Wana chachu...
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Habari wakuu.. kwanza kabisa ningependa kumshukuru Mungu kwa kuongeza mwaka mwingine siku ya leo.. Ahsante kwa wazazi wangu wote wawili.
Umri unaenda kasi mno tusijisahau kwenye mambo ya msingi...
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