There were once two lovers who loved to try out kinky new ways of sex. The woman suggested they have sex in the park at night. The man agreed
Later that night, the couple hid in the bushes and...
A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one...
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to...
Bi Kidude alikwenda UK kufanya show ya muziki, wenyeji wake wakampangia hoteli ya fahari ya kitalii kuchungulia chini kupitia dirishani akaona watoto waki zungu wakiogelia kenye swimming pool...
In this life we live there are two things involved.
Is either you are a man or you are a woman..
If you are a woman you are safe, if you are a man there are two things involved..
Is either you...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little...
A priest saw a beautiful nun in the convent and immediately fell for her.
He planned to go to the next city to conduct the mass service and asked the nun to accompany him. Whilst on the way, the...
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is
driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman
leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans...
I recieved an sms from +255764550439 'HONGERA! Umejishindia gari aina ya TOYOTA VX kutoka Japanese Motors International Kenya,kwa maelezo zaidi piga simu namba +254724350637 ya ofisini,Asante...
1st Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell
asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man...
jana nilipokea msg sasa nikashindwa kuielewa niitake as a joke au ndio njia ya kuwakumbuka wapendwa wetu??
it goes like this....
" Huko Mbinguni leo kuna sherehe, vijana Complex na Vivian...
Mtalii mmoja kutoka ulaya aliposhuka airport alichukua Taxi kumpeleka hotelini katikati ya jiji. Taxi driver akajamba baada ya muda Taxi Driver akamuuliza mtalii "Unaonaje hali ya hewa ya Afrika?"...
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Francisco that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the group of...
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a...
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bottom and said,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on...
Dah! wshkaj hi noma kuna jamaa mmoja alimpa mimba mtoto wa kigogo Basi akafunguliwa kesi wa mshitaki kwa kosa la kumpa mimba. Sasa kumbe yule mshikji ana Bibi yake mtaalaam wa yaleeeeeeee!! mambo...
Iligunduliwa machine ya kukamata wezi huko Marekani na kupelekwa nchi mbalimbali kwa majaribio.China baada ya dk 5 watu 10 walikamatwa ,Kenya baada ya dk 5 watu 50 walikamatwa,South Africa baada...
The only one, survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him.
Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed...